Rita Loud quotes from The Really Loud House

Yeah!

Lynn Sr.

Order! Order!

Rita

Zip it, people! [the kids quiet down] Your father said order.

Lynn Sr.

That I did. Now. [clears throat] As some of you may have heard…

[deadpan] We know. Tomorrow's your half-birthday.

Lynn Sr.

Tomorrow is my half-birthday, but that's not what this meeting's about. But feel free to mark it on your calendars. [chuckles] Moving on. Lucy…

Lucy

[as her siblings look at her] What?

Lynn Sr.

…has been up for three days straight, and last night she scared the bejeezus out of me. So, there's gonna be a new rule around here.

Lincoln

[to the viewers] Probably gonna be no more sneaking up on people.

Lucy

[slides next to him and jumpscares him] You think so?

Lincoln

You really should start wearing a bell.

Lynn Sr.

And the new rule is… Everyone goes to bed before midnight, not one minute later.

Lincoln

NOOOO! This isn't fair! It's Lucy's fault! Why should we have to suffer?! [he and all his sisters start protesting]

Lynn Sr.

Order! Order! Don't make me have to count! Here we go! One, two--

Rita

[holds up her fist, silencing the siblings] You did it, honey.

Lynn Sr.

Sorry I had to be so harsh with them. In this house, it's all for one and one for all.

Rita

And Lucy's not the first kid to make a mistake.

Lynn Sr.

Yeah, Mom's right. You've all been responsible for new rules around here.

Lynn Sr.

I am having such a good time. [chuckles] Lynn, how's that beef baguette in a bread bowl?

Great! Perfect pre-game meal for my hockey championship tomorrow. Carbo load! [keeps eating]

Rita

You still need to chew carbs, sweetie.

[mouth full] I do?

Lincoln

Order! Order! Order!

Lynn Sr.

Is he allowed to call family meetings now?

Rita

This better be important. [sighs as Lily suddenly starts bawling off-screen] Lily's on a sleep strike. We only slept 28 minutes last night. Oh, we should do the stroller trick.

Lynn Sr.

Mm-hm.

Lincoln

I've called this family meeting to address the constant infringement on my personal space, A.K.A. my bedroom. Which isn't very big to begin with.

Lana

Your room's not that small.

Lincoln

Lana, I have to step outside to change my mind.

Lynn Sr.

[chuckles] You know, I should tell more jokes in my family meetings. [Rita gives him a stern look] I'll get the stroller.

Luna

Lincoln, you're the only one without a roommate.

Clyde

I beg to differ. I'm here quite often, and this morning, my cubby had an engine block in it.

Lana

That's a carburetor, dude.

Clyde

Great. That's much more normal.

Rita

[as Lola and Lana pour themselves some cereal with plates of broccoli behind them] Uh-uh. You're not eating another thing until you finish this broccoli.

Broccoli's gross.

Lana

And cold.

Rita

Well, it was warm when I served it to you last night.

Lana

But we don't wanna waste all this delicious cereal when there's so many hungry people in the world.

Rita

Well, Lisa and Mr. Nibbles can eat it. [takes the cereal bowls away as the twins groan]

Lincoln

Mr. Nibbles loves his cereal.

Lisa

Mr. Nibbles won't be receiving any tasty rewards until he successfully completes this week's mouse maze.

Luan

[enters the kitchen] If he did complete it, it would be "a-maze-ing." [laughs; no response] "A-maze-ing?" Because the mouse goes through the maze?

Rita

I love you, sweetheart.

Luan

That joke would've been funny if Mr. Coconuts was here. Has anyone seen him? He's been lost for three days.

Rita

I'm the judge.

Lynn Sr.

I'm the judge.

Rita

You never let me be the judge.

Lynn Sr.

This is a very, serious job, Rita.