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Lisa Loud quotes from The Really Loud House

Played by Lexi Janicek · 4 quotes

Lisa Loud

Tied for 10th most-quoted character in The Really Loud House: in 4 of its 43 quotes
Most scenes with: Lincoln Loud (4), Lana Loud (3), Clyde McBride (2)

Scenes with Lisa Loud 4

Lisa

I'm entering Todd in a robotics competition, and it seems another contestant also has a robot named Todd.

Why can't he change his robot name?

Lisa

[sighs] His Todd was named after his recently-deceased grandfather. Some guys have all the luck.

So you need me to come up with a new name for Robot Todd?

Lisa

Precisely.

How about Beau?

Lisa

No.

Jamie?

Lisa

Lamey. This is a list of names that I don't like. [shows a massive board filled with X'ed out names, then flips it over to show the other side is also full of X'ed out names]

TTodd

We've been here for hours.

You guys didn't let us into your club.

Lisa

Well, Leni and Luna didn't let us into their club.

Well, Clyde and Lincoln didn't let us into their club.

Hey, we had a very good reason for that. Lincoln, what was the reason?

I don't know. But I'm getting some of those chicken wings.

You cross that line, you're gonna get decked by one of those wings.

You wouldn't.

[throws a chicken wing at Lincoln as he crosses the line] No, but I would. Oh, and by the way… [eats one] They're delicious.

Well, then maybe you should try them with some… [grabs some tortilla chips and dips them in guacamole and sauce] Nachos. [throws them at Lana]

[Clyde laughs at her as she wipes the nachos off herself]

Oh, is that funny, Clyde? Because the potato skins… are hilarious! [throws some potato skins at him]

[Leni throws a meatball in Luna's left eye]

Leni… why'd you do that?

I don't know. Seemed fun.

Lisa

[grabs another meatball and throws it at Leni's dress] It is fun.

Nothing's more fun than guacamole! [grabs a fistful of guacamole and throws it at Lynn]

[as Lynn throws some stuffing at her in retaliation] That was a mistake.

S1 E12 No Louds Allowed
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[as Lola and Lana pour themselves some cereal with plates of broccoli behind them] Uh-uh. You're not eating another thing until you finish this broccoli.

LLola

Broccoli's gross.

And cold.

Well, it was warm when I served it to you last night.

But we don't wanna waste all this delicious cereal when there's so many hungry people in the world.

Well, Lisa and Mr. Nibbles can eat it. [takes the cereal bowls away as the twins groan]

Mr. Nibbles loves his cereal.

Lisa

Mr. Nibbles won't be receiving any tasty rewards until he successfully completes this week's mouse maze.

[enters the kitchen] If he did complete it, it would be "a-maze-ing." [laughs; no response] "A-maze-ing?" Because the mouse goes through the maze?

I love you, sweetheart.

That joke would've been funny if Mr. Coconuts was here. Has anyone seen him? He's been lost for three days.

S1 E14 Sweet Dreams Are Made of Cheese
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[Lynn Sr. holds a meeting in Lisa and Lily's room after the breakfast fajitas accidentally spilled on Rita's legs]

That is not the face of a Happy Mother's Day.

Lisa

That definitely stung.

Now while I bear a quarter of the blame, the rest is yours divided by eleven.

LKLoud Kids

What?!

I mean, it was Lynn's idea to do the fajitas.

LLynn

Yeah, because you said Mexican food.

That was after the fact that you said…

[Everyone starts arguing]

Okay, okay, alright, alright, alright! Let's not play the blame game! We all had a hand in this.

Not me and Clyde. We didn't mess up.

Yeah.

We just captured it on film.

With excellent framing and crisp sound.

Look, the point is, the greatest mom ever deserves the greatest Mother's Day ever.

She's the best.

LLynn

Yeah, you're right, Pops.

And now that her burns are healed, it's the perfect time for a redo. So you guys get busy with some fresh ideas, and I'm gonna go give Mom the good news.

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