“Loud Family Court: The Flames of Justice” quotes from The Really Loud House

Lincoln burned down the house!

Lincoln

I didn't burn down the house! It's just the kitchen.

Lana

Lincoln burned down the kitchen!

Lincoln

I didn't burn down the kitchen! I saved the kitchen!

Luan

After you burned it down!

Lucy

You burned down the kitchen, and you didn't invite me? I thought we were family.

Lincoln

I didn't burn down the kitchen!

Lynn

You're in deep trouble, dude.

Leni

Maybe Mom and Dad won't notice. [removes her visor, examining the carnage] Oh, boy. You're dead.

Lincoln

The Loud Family Court has dealt with some of the most controversial, high-profile cases in the history of the Loud House. There was the case of the missing toilet seat... the case of the stolen front door… the case of the flooded basement… I have to beat this rap, and somewhere out there is a brilliant lawyer with the skill and courage to help me do it.

Lucy

If you're telling the truth, face the Staff of Souls and swear it.

Luan

Fine, I'm guilty!

Lucy

Of what?

Luan

Whatever you want, just make it stop!

Lucy

I rest my case.

Rita

I'm the judge.

Lynn Sr.

I'm the judge.

Rita

You never let me be the judge.

Lynn Sr.

This is a very, serious job, Rita.