Lana Loud quotes from The Really Loud House

Lana

Today is the Big day. Today's the Day thr Loud family finally Beats the Torkelsons' record in the Royal Woods Talent Competition. [Camera beeps] Is that thr One?

Lincoln

Order! Order! Order!

Lynn Sr.

Is he allowed to call family meetings now?

Rita

This better be important. [sighs as Lily suddenly starts bawling off-screen] Lily's on a sleep strike. We only slept 28 minutes last night. Oh, we should do the stroller trick.

Lynn Sr.

Mm-hm.

Lincoln

I've called this family meeting to address the constant infringement on my personal space, A.K.A. my bedroom. Which isn't very big to begin with.

Lana

Your room's not that small.

Lincoln

Lana, I have to step outside to change my mind.

Lynn Sr.

[chuckles] You know, I should tell more jokes in my family meetings. [Rita gives him a stern look] I'll get the stroller.

Luna

Lincoln, you're the only one without a roommate.

Clyde

I beg to differ. I'm here quite often, and this morning, my cubby had an engine block in it.

Lana

That's a carburetor, dude.

Clyde

Great. That's much more normal.

Lana

You guys didn't let us into your club.

Lisa

Well, Leni and Luna didn't let us into their club.

Luna

Well, Clyde and Lincoln didn't let us into their club.

Clyde

Hey, we had a very good reason for that. Lincoln, what was the reason?

Lincoln

I don't know. But I'm getting some of those chicken wings.

Lynn

You cross that line, you're gonna get decked by one of those wings.

Lincoln

You wouldn't.

Lana

[throws a chicken wing at Lincoln as he crosses the line] No, but I would. Oh, and by the way… [eats one] They're delicious.

Lincoln

Well, then maybe you should try them with some… [grabs some tortilla chips and dips them in guacamole and sauce] Nachos. [throws them at Lana]

Lynn

Oh, is that funny, Clyde? Because the potato skins… are hilarious! [throws some potato skins at him]

Luna

Leni… why'd you do that?

Leni

I don't know. Seemed fun.

Lisa

[grabs another meatball and throws it at Leni's dress] It is fun.

Clyde

Nothing's more fun than guacamole! [grabs a fistful of guacamole and throws it at Lynn]

Lucy

[as Lynn throws some stuffing at her in retaliation] That was a mistake.

Rita

[as Lola and Lana pour themselves some cereal with plates of broccoli behind them] Uh-uh. You're not eating another thing until you finish this broccoli.

Broccoli's gross.

Lana

And cold.

Rita

Well, it was warm when I served it to you last night.

Lana

But we don't wanna waste all this delicious cereal when there's so many hungry people in the world.

Rita

Well, Lisa and Mr. Nibbles can eat it. [takes the cereal bowls away as the twins groan]

Lincoln

Mr. Nibbles loves his cereal.

Lisa

Mr. Nibbles won't be receiving any tasty rewards until he successfully completes this week's mouse maze.

Luan

[enters the kitchen] If he did complete it, it would be "a-maze-ing." [laughs; no response] "A-maze-ing?" Because the mouse goes through the maze?

Rita

I love you, sweetheart.

Luan

That joke would've been funny if Mr. Coconuts was here. Has anyone seen him? He's been lost for three days.

Clyde

And we're rolling.

Lincoln

This is gonna be the greatest Mother's Day ever.

Lynn Sr.

And now for the star of the show: Mom's favorite breakfast fajitas. [carefully removes the fajitas from the oven] Sorry, dads everywhere. Here we go. This was a great idea, Lynn.

Lana

This was my idea.

You said Mexican food. I had the idea for the smokin' fajitas.

Lucy

I had the idea to burn the toast.

Leni

Okay, well, it was my idea to use the plate.

Lynn Sr.

[stopping the arguing] Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! It is Mother's Day. I get half the credit, and you divide the rest by 11.

Lynn Sr.

That is not the face of a Happy Mother's Day.

Lisa

That definitely stung.

Lynn Sr.

Now while I bear a quarter of the blame, the rest is yours divided by eleven.

What?!

Lana

I mean, it was Lynn's idea to do the fajitas.

Yeah, because you said Mexican food.

Lana

That was after the fact that you said…

Lynn Sr.

Okay, okay, alright, alright, alright! Let's not play the blame game! We all had a hand in this.

Lincoln

Not me and Clyde. We didn't mess up.

Clyde

Yeah.

Lincoln

We just captured it on film.

Clyde

With excellent framing and crisp sound.

Lynn Sr.

Look, the point is, the greatest mom ever deserves the greatest Mother's Day ever.

Lana

She's the best.

Yeah, you're right, Pops.

Lynn Sr.

And now that her burns are healed, it's the perfect time for a redo. So you guys get busy with some fresh ideas, and I'm gonna go give Mom the good news.

Lincoln burned down the house!

Lincoln

I didn't burn down the house! It's just the kitchen.

Lana

Lincoln burned down the kitchen!

Lincoln

I didn't burn down the kitchen! I saved the kitchen!

Luan

After you burned it down!

Lucy

You burned down the kitchen, and you didn't invite me? I thought we were family.

Lincoln

I didn't burn down the kitchen!

Lynn

You're in deep trouble, dude.

Leni

Maybe Mom and Dad won't notice. [removes her visor, examining the carnage] Oh, boy. You're dead.