Lynn quotes from The Really Loud House

Lynn Sr.

I am having such a good time. [chuckles] Lynn, how's that beef baguette in a bread bowl?

Great! Perfect pre-game meal for my hockey championship tomorrow. Carbo load! [keeps eating]

Rita

You still need to chew carbs, sweetie.

[mouth full] I do?

Lana

You guys didn't let us into your club.

Lisa

Well, Leni and Luna didn't let us into their club.

Luna

Well, Clyde and Lincoln didn't let us into their club.

Clyde

Hey, we had a very good reason for that. Lincoln, what was the reason?

Lincoln

I don't know. But I'm getting some of those chicken wings.

Lynn

You cross that line, you're gonna get decked by one of those wings.

Lincoln

You wouldn't.

Lana

[throws a chicken wing at Lincoln as he crosses the line] No, but I would. Oh, and by the way… [eats one] They're delicious.

Lincoln

Well, then maybe you should try them with some… [grabs some tortilla chips and dips them in guacamole and sauce] Nachos. [throws them at Lana]

Lynn

Oh, is that funny, Clyde? Because the potato skins… are hilarious! [throws some potato skins at him]

Luna

Leni… why'd you do that?

Leni

I don't know. Seemed fun.

Lisa

[grabs another meatball and throws it at Leni's dress] It is fun.

Clyde

Nothing's more fun than guacamole! [grabs a fistful of guacamole and throws it at Lynn]

Lucy

[as Lynn throws some stuffing at her in retaliation] That was a mistake.

Clyde

And we're rolling.

Lincoln

This is gonna be the greatest Mother's Day ever.

Lynn Sr.

And now for the star of the show: Mom's favorite breakfast fajitas. [carefully removes the fajitas from the oven] Sorry, dads everywhere. Here we go. This was a great idea, Lynn.

Lana

This was my idea.

You said Mexican food. I had the idea for the smokin' fajitas.

Lucy

I had the idea to burn the toast.

Leni

Okay, well, it was my idea to use the plate.

Lynn Sr.

[stopping the arguing] Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! It is Mother's Day. I get half the credit, and you divide the rest by 11.

Lynn Sr.

That is not the face of a Happy Mother's Day.

Lisa

That definitely stung.

Lynn Sr.

Now while I bear a quarter of the blame, the rest is yours divided by eleven.

What?!

Lana

I mean, it was Lynn's idea to do the fajitas.

Yeah, because you said Mexican food.

Lana

That was after the fact that you said…

Lynn Sr.

Okay, okay, alright, alright, alright! Let's not play the blame game! We all had a hand in this.

Lincoln

Not me and Clyde. We didn't mess up.

Clyde

Yeah.

Lincoln

We just captured it on film.

Clyde

With excellent framing and crisp sound.

Lynn Sr.

Look, the point is, the greatest mom ever deserves the greatest Mother's Day ever.

Lana

She's the best.

Yeah, you're right, Pops.

Lynn Sr.

And now that her burns are healed, it's the perfect time for a redo. So you guys get busy with some fresh ideas, and I'm gonna go give Mom the good news.

Lincoln burned down the house!

Lincoln

I didn't burn down the house! It's just the kitchen.

Lana

Lincoln burned down the kitchen!

Lincoln

I didn't burn down the kitchen! I saved the kitchen!

Luan

After you burned it down!

Lucy

You burned down the kitchen, and you didn't invite me? I thought we were family.

Lincoln

I didn't burn down the kitchen!

Lynn

You're in deep trouble, dude.

Leni

Maybe Mom and Dad won't notice. [removes her visor, examining the carnage] Oh, boy. You're dead.