Luan Loud quotes from The Really Loud House

Luan

Our brother has a butt pimple.

Luna

It's the only thing standing between him and what might be true love.

Leni

A butt pimple!

Rita

[as Lola and Lana pour themselves some cereal with plates of broccoli behind them] Uh-uh. You're not eating another thing until you finish this broccoli.

Broccoli's gross.

Lana

And cold.

Rita

Well, it was warm when I served it to you last night.

Lana

But we don't wanna waste all this delicious cereal when there's so many hungry people in the world.

Rita

Well, Lisa and Mr. Nibbles can eat it. [takes the cereal bowls away as the twins groan]

Lincoln

Mr. Nibbles loves his cereal.

Lisa

Mr. Nibbles won't be receiving any tasty rewards until he successfully completes this week's mouse maze.

Luan

[enters the kitchen] If he did complete it, it would be "a-maze-ing." [laughs; no response] "A-maze-ing?" Because the mouse goes through the maze?

Rita

I love you, sweetheart.

Luan

That joke would've been funny if Mr. Coconuts was here. Has anyone seen him? He's been lost for three days.

Lincoln burned down the house!

Lincoln

I didn't burn down the house! It's just the kitchen.

Lana

Lincoln burned down the kitchen!

Lincoln

I didn't burn down the kitchen! I saved the kitchen!

Luan

After you burned it down!

Lucy

You burned down the kitchen, and you didn't invite me? I thought we were family.

Lincoln

I didn't burn down the kitchen!

Lynn

You're in deep trouble, dude.

Leni

Maybe Mom and Dad won't notice. [removes her visor, examining the carnage] Oh, boy. You're dead.

Lucy

If you're telling the truth, face the Staff of Souls and swear it.

Luan

Fine, I'm guilty!

Lucy

Of what?

Luan

Whatever you want, just make it stop!

Lucy

I rest my case.