Lori quotes from The Really Loud House

Lori

[referring to Rita] She is literally the most patient person I know.

Lincoln

Ok, so here's the plan. Tonight at midnight, you guys will take Dad out to Jean Juan's French Mex for a half-birthday celebration. I will stay here and watch the Rip Hardcore Midnight Marathon and get my Macho Man Badge.

Lori

Look, Lincoln, I'm only home from college for two days, and we all have a lot of stuff to do. So if you want us to help you, you're gonna have to help us with our stuff.

Lori

Bobby? Can we focus on our date, please?

Oh, sorry. I-I feel like I've done this all before.

Lori

You literally have.

It's over for you and all your shin-kicking friends! You'll never be allowed back in this drive-in again! The only movies that you're gonna be seeing will be... indoor. End of story!

Lori

Oh, it might be the end of your story, but it's not the end of my story! [opens the door in Butch's shin with fury]

[grunting in pain before Lori exits Vanzilla] Stupid thin pillows! Ma'am, get back in your vehicle. You do not wanna go down this road. [Lori takes his "badge" and throws it with away] That's my badge!

Lori

I wanna go down this road, because you know where it leads? It leads to my boyfriend proposing to me at this dump of a drive-in! Then it leads to the wedding that I have been dreaming of since I was six! And if you get in the way of that magical day, you will regret it with every broken bone in your body! 'Cause that wedding is gonna be perfect, and I will not let some peach-fuzzed, yogurt-badged, thin-shinned, power-hungry doofus TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME!

Lucy

[impressed by Lori's ranting] Bro.

Lincoln

[to Clyde] They better figure it out. We have one day to shoot our final scene with Bobby. No Bobby, no movie.

Lori

[comes out of her and Leni's room, wrapped in a towel and with Leni by her side] Bobby and I have broken up. So out of respect for me, I forbid anyone in this family to see or speak to him.

Lori

BOBBY! [huffs angrily] I want my boyfriend over here right now!

This is all happening so fast. But I'm crazy about you as well.

Lori

[huffs again as she climbs down] Let's go!

I-- I got it from here, bro. [follows her]

Lincoln

All right, here we go, here we go!

I'm sorry, babe, it's just the candy and the games! It's so--

Lori

[sarcastically annoyed] I know! It's so sick! [shoves him into her and Leni's room]

Yeah, well, it's actually-- [Lori closes the door]