Lynn Sr., Rita and others in “The Macho Man With the Plan”

Order! Order!

Zip it, people! [the kids quiet down] Your father said order.

That I did. Now. [clears throat] As some of you may have heard…

[deadpan] We know. Tomorrow's your half-birthday.

Tomorrow is my half-birthday, but that's not what this meeting's about. But feel free to mark it on your calendars. [chuckles] Moving on. Lucy…

[as her siblings look at her] What?

…has been up for three days straight, and last night she scared the bejeezus out of me. So, there's gonna be a new rule around here.

[to the viewers] Probably gonna be no more sneaking up on people.

[slides next to him and jumpscares him] You think so?

You really should start wearing a bell.

And the new rule is… Everyone goes to bed before midnight, not one minute later.

NOOOO! This isn't fair! It's Lucy's fault! Why should we have to suffer?! [he and all his sisters start protesting]

Order! Order! Don't make me have to count! Here we go! One, two--

[holds up her fist, silencing the siblings] You did it, honey.

Sorry I had to be so harsh with them. In this house, it's all for one and one for all.

And Lucy's not the first kid to make a mistake.

Yeah, Mom's right. You've all been responsible for new rules around here.