[The Loud kids gather in the living room for a family meeting while talking over each other]
Zip it, people! [the kids quiet down] Your father said order.
That I did. Now. [clears throat] As some of you may have heard…
SSiblings
[deadpan] We know. Tomorrow's your half-birthday.
Tomorrow is my half-birthday, but that's not what this meeting's about. But feel free to mark it on your calendars. [chuckles] Moving on. Lucy…
Lucy[as her siblings look at her] What?
…has been up for three days straight, and last night she scared the bejeezus out of me. So, there's gonna be a new rule around here.
[to the viewers] Probably gonna be no more sneaking up on people.
Lucy
[slides next to him and jumpscares him] You think so?
You really should start wearing a bell.
And the new rule is… Everyone goes to bed before midnight, not one minute later.
NOOOO! This isn't fair! It's Lucy's fault! Why should we have to suffer?! [he and all his sisters start protesting]
Order! Order! Don't make me have to count! Here we go! One, two--
[holds up her fist, silencing the siblings] You did it, honey.
Sorry I had to be so harsh with them. In this house, it's all for one and one for all.
And Lucy's not the first kid to make a mistake.
Yeah, Mom's right. You've all been responsible for new rules around here.
You guys didn't let us into your club.
Well, Leni and Luna didn't let us into their club.
Well, Clyde and Lincoln didn't let us into their club.
Hey, we had a very good reason for that. Lincoln, what was the reason?
I don't know. But I'm getting some of those chicken wings.
You cross that line, you're gonna get decked by one of those wings.
[throws a chicken wing at Lincoln as he crosses the line] No, but I would. Oh, and by the way… [eats one] They're delicious.
Well, then maybe you should try them with some… [grabs some tortilla chips and dips them in guacamole and sauce] Nachos. [throws them at Lana]
[Clyde laughs at her as she wipes the nachos off herself]
Oh, is that funny, Clyde? Because the potato skins… are hilarious! [throws some potato skins at him]
[Leni throws a meatball in Luna's left eye]
I don't know. Seemed fun.
[grabs another meatball and throws it at Leni's dress] It is fun.
Nothing's more fun than guacamole! [grabs a fistful of guacamole and throws it at Lynn]
Lucy
[as Lynn throws some stuffing at her in retaliation] That was a mistake.
[terrified as he and Clyde are being watched by Boris in a cloak and holding a scythe] Clyde, I think we've bored ourselves to death.
[Haiku and Dante appear next to Lynn Sr.]
Where is the entrance to the underworld? [Lincoln and Clyde slowly look at each other in confusion] The basement?
Lucy
[appearing near the basement] Welcome, fellow Morticians' Club members. Darkness and snacks await you. [escorts her mortician friends down to the basement] This meeting will commence by acknowledging those members who are sadly not with us. Bertrand and Morpheus are at their callback for "Guys and Dolls"-- congrats to them both-- and Persephone is at Kumon.
DDante
[raises his hand] Is today show-and-tell?
Lucy
Dante, for the last time, it's not called show-and-tell. It's called share-and-scare.
[Lynn Sr. and the Loud sisters are preparing a Mother's Day breakfast surprise for Rita in the kitchen with Lincoln and Clyde filming]
This is gonna be the greatest Mother's Day ever.
And now for the star of the show: Mom's favorite breakfast fajitas. [carefully removes the fajitas from the oven] Sorry, dads everywhere. Here we go. This was a great idea, Lynn.
LLynn
You said Mexican food. I had the idea for the smokin' fajitas.
Lucy
I had the idea to burn the toast.
Okay, well, it was my idea to use the plate.
[stopping the arguing] Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! It is Mother's Day. I get half the credit, and you divide the rest by 11.
[The sisters appear to see the kitchen burned in flames and put out by Lincoln, and believe that he is responsible for burning it down]
LLola
Lincoln burned down the house!
I didn't burn down the house! It's just the kitchen.
Lincoln burned down the kitchen!
I didn't burn down the kitchen! I saved the kitchen!
After you burned it down!
Lucy
You burned down the kitchen, and you didn't invite me? I thought we were family.
I didn't burn down the kitchen!
You're in deep trouble, dude.
Maybe Mom and Dad won't notice. [removes her visor, examining the carnage] Oh, boy. You're dead.
BButch
It's over for you and all your shin-kicking friends! You'll never be allowed back in this drive-in again! The only movies that you're gonna be seeing will be... indoor. End of story!
Oh, it might be the end of your story, but it's not the end of my story! [opens the door in Butch's shin with fury]
BButch
[grunting in pain before Lori exits Vanzilla] Stupid thin pillows! Ma'am, get back in your vehicle. You do not wanna go down this road. [Lori takes his "badge" and throws it with away] That's my badge!
I wanna go down this road, because you know where it leads? It leads to my boyfriend proposing to me at this dump of a drive-in! Then it leads to the wedding that I have been dreaming of since I was six! And if you get in the way of that magical day, you will regret it with every broken bone in your body! 'Cause that wedding is gonna be perfect, and I will not let some peach-fuzzed, yogurt-badged, thin-shinned, power-hungry doofus TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME!
Lucy
[impressed by Lori's ranting] Bro.
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