[wakes up] Today is a big day. Today is the day Lincoln Loud becomes a man. [gets out of bed] And I am super pumped! [cut to him in the bathroom, brushing his hair] I've always been known as the Man with the Plan, but tonight, I'm gonna take it up a notch. My best friend Clyde and I will be watching the Rip Hardcore Midnight Marathon and getting our official Macho Man badges.
“The Macho Man With the Plan” · Season 1, Episode 1
In this episode: Lincoln Loud (4), Lynn Loud Sr (2), Rita Loud (2), Lucy Loud (1), Lori (1), Lynn (1), Lisa Loud (1)
[The Loud kids gather in the living room for a family meeting while talking over each other]
Order! Order!
Zip it, people! [the kids quiet down] Your father said order.
That I did. Now. [clears throat] As some of you may have heard…
SSiblings
[deadpan] We know. Tomorrow's your half-birthday.
Tomorrow is my half-birthday, but that's not what this meeting's about. But feel free to mark it on your calendars. [chuckles] Moving on. Lucy…
[as her siblings look at her] What?
…has been up for three days straight, and last night she scared the bejeezus out of me. So, there's gonna be a new rule around here.
[to the viewers] Probably gonna be no more sneaking up on people.
[slides next to him and jumpscares him] You think so?
You really should start wearing a bell.
And the new rule is… Everyone goes to bed before midnight, not one minute later.
NOOOO! This isn't fair! It's Lucy's fault! Why should we have to suffer?! [he and all his sisters start protesting]
Order! Order! Don't make me have to count! Here we go! One, two--
[holds up her fist, silencing the siblings] You did it, honey.
Sorry I had to be so harsh with them. In this house, it's all for one and one for all.
And Lucy's not the first kid to make a mistake.
Yeah, Mom's right. You've all been responsible for new rules around here.
[Lincoln gathers his sisters in Lisa and Lily's room]
Ok, so here's the plan. Tonight at midnight, you guys will take Dad out to Jean Juan's French Mex for a half-birthday celebration. I will stay here and watch the Rip Hardcore Midnight Marathon and get my Macho Man Badge.
Look, Lincoln, I'm only home from college for two days, and we all have a lot of stuff to do. So if you want us to help you, you're gonna have to help us with our stuff.
I'm entering Todd in a robotics competition, and it seems another contestant also has a robot named Todd.
Why can't he change his robot name?
[sighs] His Todd was named after his recently-deceased grandfather. Some guys have all the luck.
So you need me to come up with a new name for Robot Todd?
Precisely.
How about Beau?
No.
Jamie?
Lamey. This is a list of names that I don't like. [shows a massive board filled with X'ed out names, then flips it over to show the other side is also full of X'ed out names]
TTodd
We've been here for hours.
[Nighttime at Jean Juan's French Mex Buffet; The Louds, and Todd, disguised as Lincoln, are all assembled for Lynn Sr.'s half-birthday]
I am having such a good time. [chuckles] Lynn, how's that beef baguette in a bread bowl?
LLynn
Great! Perfect pre-game meal for my hockey championship tomorrow. Carbo load! [keeps eating]
You still need to chew carbs, sweetie.
LLynn
[mouth full] I do?
TTodd
It seems there really is no stronger bond than family.
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