Pig Three quotes from The Raccoons

Good work boys! Put it in the vault!

"Good work"? He's never said that before!

We've never done that before!

Oh no! We forgot to close the land deal!

Madcap millionaires, the party's not over!

Oh, the party's over alright!

Never mind our lives!

Oh golly gosh gee whiz, have I missed something?

Oh, do something Lloyd!

What can I do?

Do what the boss would do if he were here!

He'd get really mad if he were here.

My bid certainly made an impression on that big shot, didn't it?

Oh it certainly did! And when the boss hears about this he'll impress us!

Six feet into the ground.

Another dead end!

Do you have to use that word?

Are you crazy? Aren't our lives miserable enough? Anything else you'd like to confess while you're at it? How about the dent we punt into the limo hmm? Oh, why don't you tell him about the time we sold his cigars!

Well now! Do go on...

Ohohoho, come on! Tell all!

But you... you said you wanted to confess...

ALMOST! We said we ALMOST wanted to confess, we didn't say we actually wanted to confess!

The instructions say to boil fruit in the pressure cooker at 10lbs for twenty minutes. So I figure if we make it to 200lbs for one minute it'll be twice as good!

You know, your math's getting better everyday Lloyd!

We're in deep this time guys!

With Mom judging, she's sure to recognise her own preserves!

And we'll be in a pickle.

Oh what a jam!

There's no one here!

I've been kept waiting for nothing! Who does this guy think he is?

Maybe he just stepped out to, er, freshen up before your meeting!

I want to buy his company, not go out on a date with him!

Things are worse than we thought. Let's face it boys, if the boss loses, we lose. No cushy job as the mayor's assistants, no big office, no three hour lunches!

(sobbing) What are we gonna do?

Get a grip on yourselves guys! There's only one honourable thing we can do...

Pigs

(in unison) Cheat like crazy!

The boss is gonna dump us and hire Lady Baden-Baden!

They always said politics was a dirty business!

Well it's going to get a lot dirtier!

Boys, we're going to find out who did this if it's the last thing we do!

Uh... we did it, boss.

YOU WHAT?!

It was just a job, boss!

We don't even know who hired us!

We didn't know what was in the barrels boss.

He wouldn't tell us.

He just told us to dump them!

He... he paid us a lot of money.

He paid you a lot of money. (Opens his safe and starts throwing money at them) You want money? Here! Here's lots of money! Take it all! Take some more! Just give me back the fishing hole! Can you do that?! Can you give me a price on that?! Can you?!