62 QUOTES

Ralph Raccoon quotes from The Raccoons

Played by Bob Dermer · 62 quotes · page 5 of 5

Played by Bob Dermer

4th most-quoted character in The Raccoons: in 62 of its 375 quotes
Most scenes with: Bert Raccoon (34), Melissa Raccoon (23), Cedric Sneer (9)

Scenes with Ralph Raccoon 57

(The Pigs' broadcast for their mother has been on TV for three days)

It's on every channel!

RRalph

(wails) All 340! No hockey, no football, no championship darts! No divisional synchronised swimming finals!

I don't think this is going to be very good for business Ralph.

RRalph

(tearful) I think I'm going to cry Schaeffer!

(Mr Knox is outlining him and Cyril's environmentally friendly intentions, but some members of the press are leaving)

Hey, where are they all going?

RRalph

That's the trouble with the press, Bert. Good news is no news.