A character in The Oblongs
Mikey
The Oblongs · 124 quotes
In 6 of the 124 quotes from The Oblongs
Most scenes with: Helga (4), Susie (4), Peggy (4)
I can't wait to get back to school and resume learning!
I can't wait 'til you drown in your saliva.
Drowning is my third favorite way to die. But, they are all good.
[pulls a set of keys from his buttocks] Hey, I found my mom's car keys in my butt flaps.
May I help you?
Uh, could you suggest anything that will take attention away from my buttocks?
A world war?
HA! You're funny! You're also old.
Soon, you will be dead. Then we dig up your grave and make your corpse do embarrassing things, à la Weekend at Bernie's.
[Mikey is swinging at a beehive as if it was a piñata]
Come on, Mikey, get those hips into it! Whoo!
Sweetie, the-- a wasp's nest...isn't really a proper piñata.
Bob, I'm entertaining on a budget here.
[being stung by wasps] The candy's stinging me!
Can I be the pres-di-dent?
I think you just answered your own question. How about you, Peggy?
Seriously? I'm so psyched and excited you think I have the self-esteem and charisma!
[covered in saliva] Whoa! Clean up on aisle seven. She's out!
Well, I guess we should just forgot about it.
Then things will never improve. Time will pass, we will die, our hair and nails will continue to go.
Fine, then, I'll do it. I'll run and I'll win!
[other kids laugh]
Milo, no one is going to vote for a kid who wears a helmet in homeroom.
That's just to protect my soft spot. [Helga pokes Milo's head] Great, now I've lost my motor skills. [collapses on the floor]
[The Clubhouse treehouse; the five kids are having a meeting]
The meeting will now come to order. I will commence by reading the minutes from last week's meeting followed by Q and A and reports from committees.
Let's light our farts on fire.
Excuse me, but-- [the paper she is holding gets set on fire] That's not in accordance with parliamentary procedure!
I have some new business. The Debbies treat us like dirt. Why don't we elect someone else student council president?
But nobody's ever beat the Debbies.
How do we know unless we try? l mean, you could run, Susie.
No, no. I have a skeleton in my closet. Oh, wait. No, I forgot. I made soup.
Helga, how about you?
Are you cranked out of your mind? I would never run against my dear bosom friend, Debbie.
Helga, the Debbies hate you.
[Helga starts screaming violently in disbelief]
Hey guys, I think I cut my bottom on a rusty nail.
Uh-oh, when was your last tetanus shot?
I don't think I've ever had-- [His jaw locks, and he cries and runs away.]
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