Peggy, Mikey and others in “Unfinished Business”

The meeting will now come to order. I will commence by reading the minutes from last week's meeting followed by Q and A and reports from committees.

Let's light our farts on fire.

Excuse me, but-- [the paper she is holding gets set on fire] That's not in accordance with parliamentary procedure!

I have some new business. The Debbies treat us like dirt. Why don't we elect someone else student council president?

But nobody's ever beat the Debbies.

How do we know unless we try? l mean, you could run, Susie.

No, no. I have a skeleton in my closet. Oh, wait. No, I forgot. I made soup.

Helga, how about you?

Helga

Are you cranked out of your mind? I would never run against my dear bosom friend, Debbie.

Helga, the Debbies hate you.