James quotes from The Oblongs

Bob

James, you dog. So who's the lucky gal?

I don't know, she hasn't been delivered yet.

Bob

Oh, James, you can't marry a baby.

No, she's a mail-order bride, silly. I bought her on Ebay, I'm giving her this tomorrow. It's one of those cloudy yellowy diamonds that women love.

Bob

James, I'm very happy for you. I only hope your marriage is as wonderful as mine and Pickles.

Thanks, Bob. Hey, you're comin' to my bachelor party night, right? The whole gang will be there!

Bob

What gang?

The one I bought on Ebay. Steve99@xcom, Packerfan@tetnet...

Bob

Sounds like a super giant gasser. Hey, I have some funny napkins I can bring.

Bob

[Gasps] Good lord, that woman has no blouse on. [Gasps] My god, she's making it worse!

Bob, this is a strip joint.

Bob

A what? I thought it was a colonial-themed steakhouse.

Hear ye, hear ye. Let's give it up for our great patriot Lady Amber from the county of Cleavage as she declares independence from her knickers.

Maybe you could give me some marriage advice?

Bob

Sure. Never let a stripper clog dance near your dingle.

Are there two g's in 'dingle'?