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The Oblongs · Season 1, Episode 15

Saleswoman, Mikey and others in “Unfinished Business”

SSaleswoman

May I help you?

Uh, could you suggest anything that will take attention away from my buttocks?

SSaleswoman

A world war?

HA! You're funny! You're also old.

Soon, you will be dead. Then we dig up your grave and make your corpse do embarrassing things, à la Weekend at Bernie's.

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