Debbie quotes from The Oblongs

Debbie

[seeing the American flag] Look! The Ralph Lauren flag!

Debbie

Debbie heard from Debbie that Debbie doesn't like Debbie as much as Debbie.

Debbie

[as her father forces her to get into the Oblongs' car] No, no! I don't wanna go to the Valley! This car was built in America! [runs around as her father chases her] It smells like poor people!

Debbie

[after seeing Milo fall down a flight of stairs] Bitchin' move!

Ow! My spine!

Debbie

[gasps] Crashers! And that fat girl has my locket!

Helga

Debbie! It's me, your best friend, Helga... and I'm not fat, I'm zaftig.

[as he and his friends are rolling away] Kiss my butt goodbye! [The ball rolls back to where it started] Um, I'm sorry about that "butt" crack. Buttcrack! I'm on a roll! Get it roll? Um... I'll return the locket now.

Debbie

My locket! It went down the sewers where all the smelly stuff is! [starts crying]

Here you go sweetie, this one's from daddy, and I dare any of you little candy asses to come up with a better gift!

Debbie

[squeals] Oh daddy, a locket! Give us a kiss!

Ain't got time for kissin'.

Debbie

K!

Debbie

Like, what's with the dork shoes? [points at Biff and Chip's shoes]

Chip

[angrily] I thought I told you, no more Buster Browns!

Biff

The salesman was putting pressure on me!

Chip

I am so angry with you right now.

Debbie

And this chart scientifically proves that I am descended from Cinderella!

But isn't Cinderella a storybo--

Debbie

You're a storybook!

Debbie

[to her teacher] Ron?

I wish you'd call me "Mr. Bergstein". And my first name is Leland.

Debbie

Whatever.

Debbie! Where are you? Debbie! [He looks up and sees Debbie on top of a bridge about to commit suicide] Debbie! You can't do this!

Debbie

Oh, yes I can!

Oh, no you can't!

I told you. We all tried.

Debbie

What's the point of living if you can't be beautiful?

Debbie, beauty isn't everything. Was Mother Teresa beautiful? No, but she was loved by people all over the world.

Debbie

Didn't she die right after Princess Diana, but no one noticed because she was ugly?