Beth quotes from The Oblongs

Fallopius, to the cave! [rides Scottie like a horse]

[to butcher at the store] I'd like 2 pounds of flank steaks suitable for braising. And no bovine growth hormones. I don't need another one of these. (points to tumor)

Milo said he's not going to school today.

Pickles

Beth, honey, nobody likes a tattletale.

Bob

I do. They're an essential part of any family. You keep right on tattling, sweetie pie.

Daddy has a magazine with naked ladies hugging.

Bob

Ehh, criminy.

Bob

Where are all our customers? Surely everyone saw the one-line advertisement I placed in the "et cetera" section of our local PennySaver.

Maybe they don't want to smell like flowers and pork.

Pickles

That's their problem. I think it's two great smells that smell great together.

Biff

Man, I wish we could eat decent food like this every day.

Pickles

I wish you could too, but that would involve me and the kitchen, and I'm just not seeing it.

But I haven't grown in two years. [points to growth] Well, unless you count this.

Pickles

Hey, if I came up with a few more fashion ideas, I could get enough money to buy the school's stove.

Promise you won't forget about this when the martinis wear off.

Pickles

Oh, kids, they never wear off!

Pickles

Why can't you be like your brother and QUIETLY read pornography?

Biff

I prefer to stay focused on the manliness of sports. Coach always says heart, obedience, motivation, opportunity... H - O - M - O.

That spells 'homo'.

Biff

You don't know how to spell!

Yo, Beth, see you on the outside!

Don't be no one's bitch!

I have to go to the bathroom!

Chip

In that case, I'm going into a trace. [stares blankly for a moment, and then passes out]

[to Pickles] Mommy, what's a trance?

Pickles

Oh, it's just something your brothers do to give each other privacy.

[to Biff] I really have to go!

Biff

Number one or number two?

A little bit of both!

Biff

[to the others] Good night, folks. [also goes into a trance, and all three collapse on the floor]

[after being crushed beneath the weight of his brothers] This pressure's not helping....