Milo quotes from The Oblongs

[to Teacher] You may control my mind, but you'll never control my ass!

That's homeless Bill, he smells like pee-pee... I'M KEEPING HIM!

Dear God or God-like figure; when I wake up, please make Scottie all better. Look around. You owe me.

I'm trying to find Helga's parents on the internet, but I keep getting distracted by porn.

[To Jared and Blaine, as they finish taunting Biff and Chip] Everybody says you two have sex with each other.

What are you doing?

Pickles

Burying beer. Ah crud, that means I drank gopher poison.

Bob

Pickles is right. Milo has too much sense to take drugs.

Wow, I've never seen so much crack. [cut to shot of Milo looking at Mikey's butt]

Finally, we can experience the magic.

Helga

Told you he was gay.

I knew we'd find our way to happiness!!!

Helga

I always knew he was gay.

Helga

Oh my...you're giving me the vapors!

I've smelled your vapors...and that's my cue, SEE YA!

Bob

Milo; No more fooling around. I want you to take me to your drug stash.

Okey-doke.

Bob

Not your prescription drugs; I'm talking about the bad kind.

Dad, there's enough in there to drop Elvis.

You're out of order! You're out of order! This whole damn court's out of order!!!

[hits mallet] Silence, boy!

Sorry, I'm not right in the head.

Wow, these are Michael Jumps-a-Lots! I'm keeping them!

Wow, an unconscious kid! I'm keeping him! [picks up Mikey]

Bob

It's probably best not to wear those today, son. It's raining cats and dogs outside.

Oh, no!

Bob

Actually, it's raining rain. I'm just busting your chops.

Biff

Man, I wish we could eat decent food like this every day.

Pickles

I wish you could too, but that would involve me and the kitchen, and I'm just not seeing it.

But I haven't grown in two years. [points to growth] Well, unless you count this.

Pickles

Hey, if I came up with a few more fashion ideas, I could get enough money to buy the school's stove.

Promise you won't forget about this when the martinis wear off.

Pickles

Oh, kids, they never wear off!