Superman-as-Batman quotes from The New Batman Adventures

Um, last night, when I tied you up... I didn't mean it.

Don't apologize. You were right.

Yeah, but... it was kinda scary.

A little fear's a good thing.

Not bad.

Nightwing

Yeah, for a guy your age.

I thought I felt a chill.

I want you to stay away from Nightwing.

[chuckles] Mother birds usually know when to let their robins leave the nest. He's a big Boy Wonder now. A Man Wonder, in fact.

I don't trust you, Selina.

Of course you don't. That's why it never could have worked out between us.

Nightwing

[appears at window] Is this a private party?

Don't you men ever use the door? Don't mind him, he just wants to protect your honor.

Nightwing

I don't need a chaperone.

You don't know what she's capable of.

Nightwing

She's been straight with me. Maybe you just never gave her the chance.

If you don't trust me, Batman, trust him.

I guess I have to.

Arnold, don't do this.

It's out of my hands.

He's the puppet, not you.

Scarface

Don't listen to him, Dummy! He's playin' you like a cheap fiddle! Do him, already!

[aims at Batman] I'm sorry.

Scarface

[after a tense silence] Come on, what are you waitin' for? For once in your life, do somethin' right!

Yes.

Scarface

That's it, Dummy! When I get my hands on--

Should have used more makeup, Ernie.

Why the disguise, Ernie? Where is he?

Ernie

I dunno what you're talking about.

Penguin

He can't threaten my guests.

Let me jog your memory.

Oh, my God. (runs to Batmobile)

Alfred Pennyworth

What is it?

I know who Daddy is.

Pretty girl.

Batgirl

Don't you mean woman?! She was your age when she made that commercial, Bat Boy!

Harvey Bullock

Did you read her her rights?

Yes, sir.

Harvey Bullock

Then she knows they don't include this.

Calendar Girl

NO, DON'T! DON'T LOOK, PLEASE! Oh, no...!

Batgirl

She's beautiful!

She can't see that anymore. All she sees are the flaws.

Mother's Grief. Father's Shame. Soon he goes from whence he came.

What does that mean?

I'm sending him to his room.

About tonight...

Don't ask. Just don't ask.

Nightwing

I never thought it would end this way. For us or for Barbara. I still don't know everything that happened.

I'll never forget. I can see it as clearly as my parents' murder.

It's over, Tim. Gordon feels betrayed and maybe he was. He won't give up until he gets me. You have to leave me now. Give yourself up. No one will blame you for what happened.

What about you?

I don't know.

Bane

We fight to the death?

It makes no difference now.

Bane

[Bane has Batman by the throat near the broken Bat-Signal] Time to die.

You first.

Why is Firefly after you?

You're not one for small-talk, are you?

Batgirl

What do you suppose they do on a date?

I don't want to think about it.