Superman-as-Batman quotes from The New Batman Adventures

You'd better call your fancy lawyers. (tosses Joker a nickel) Here, it's on me.

[holding the branding iron, reversing the spell which separated Etrigan and Blood] The Witch's evil now undo, make the one from what is two!

You've done enough damage for one night, young man.

Croc, don't!

What say we have a little talk, just like old times?

She almost had me, you know! Arms and legs chained, dizzy from the blood rushing to my head - I had no way out other than convincing her to call you. I knew your massive ego would never allow anyone else the honor of killing me. Though I have to admit, she came a lot closer than you ever did... "puddin'!"

Let's take it by the numbers, nice and easy...

Brake, brake! Don't look at me, keep your eyes on the road!

Rrrrggh! You know what this means...

I think I've I.D.'d his father. Steven 'Shifty' Drake.

Batgirl

Burglary, armed robbery, grand-theft...

Started when he was a kid. A real hard-luck case.

Batgirl

Just like his son.

Are you looking for sympathy?

Batgirl

From you? Heaven forbid.

What are you waiting for?

Mr. Freeze

Not this time, not this way.

Now, there's a window a few feet from here and if you just follow me...

Window? I'm not going in. This is going to be the best night of my life.

It could also be the last.

Oh, come on. There's nothing to be afraid of. Fear's a prison, you see, and I've just broken out. Tag. (Pushes Batman off building and falls)

Where's the gas?

Go ahead. Throw me in jail. It won't do you any good.

Who said anything about jail?

Batman!

Quiet.

HELP!

[starts cutting the rope] You didn't answer my question.

I-I can't! He'll kill me!

Death is death. Does it matter who administers it?

This isn't the time for games. Now untie me.

It's no game. You're out of control.

You don't know what you're talking about.

That gas has affected you more than you think.

I told you, I can handle it.

You can't! You're not even afraid to kill. I'll be back for you, soon as I can.

Robin... it's hard for me to say this, but you did the right thing. I was out of control, and you've made me see that.

I did what I had to.

What now?

I've gotta stop the Scarecrow.

I can help you. I know him.

But--

Don't worry - you'll be the boss on this one.

You almost fooled me. [leaves]

Untie me, you little - UNTIE ME!

Scarecrow

Fool! You'll get us killed!

You're not trying to scare me, are you?

[Batman strangles Scarecrow] You can't!

Watch me.

I can't stop it. You're gonna have to jump.

What about Scarecrow?

I'll take care of him. I'll get him off the train.