[Sighs] l told you guys that Mick and l had this amazing bond, and you all thought it was so cool. But the truth is, l couldn't get Mick to play, because we're not mates. He doesn't even know who l am.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[Offscreen] There's my breadstick girl! [Arrives with his band, Luna gasps] Hello, Luna, love. [The audience is excited of Mick Swagger's appearance] Whoa, we're twinsies. Smashing!
Mick! You showed up!
Of course. I read your greasy letter in the pizza box. Besides, it's not a complete trip to Royal Woods if l don't see Luna Loud. I'm sorry we're late. You didn't write down the address, so we've been to every high school in Tri - Country Area. I hope we can still play the dance.
You can, and you will. Selfie! [takes a selfie with the real Mick Swagger, and he gets startled]
SSam
What did l tell you? Best dance ever!
[dips Sam and goes to her Mick inpression] Thanks, love.
JDJane Darling
It's OK, Lily. Lizzie and I are here. Shh.
TBTinker Bell, Iridessa, Vidia, Silvermist, Rosetta, Fawn, Louds, Chang Girls
[annoyed] Not again.
What are you punks trying to pull?!
MMMee-maw
Mr. Grouse, what happened to you?
[with his face all green with envy] What happened is I ate your rutabagas! [holds up a rotten rutabaga and gags]
You call this milk? I call it sludge!
[Cheryl and Meryl are covered in scratches and itchy lumps from wearing their wool-made dresses]
You're telling us! We tried on our new dresses made from your "wool" and got the itchies!
We had to cancel our double-date with Errol and Daryl!
[excitedly] Oh, Mr. Coconuts, I can't wait to tell Mrs. Bernardo I got the part!
She'll be over the moon, toots!
Awww!
[Luan panics as she can't hide the lies anymore.]
Luan [Bursts out the truth] Oh, Mrs. Bernardo! I was cast as Hedi Heifer in the show! And if I don't hurry, I'm gonna lose the part!
LLana
Lola, we need to win.
LLola
We'll pull out all of the other stops! Ooh! Let's wear matching outfits! [Lana glares at her] Fine, no matching outfits. But you have to take a shower!
LLana
Deal.
APAuntie Pam
[blowing her whistle, making Liam's twin goats stop fighting] Disqualified!
LLiam
Disqualified? For what?
APAuntie Pam
Violation of Auntie Pam's Double Trouble Contract. I can't have my twins fighting. They need to be united.
LLola
It's no fair! That crown ice cream should be ours!
[The Loud twins screech to a stop when they see Liam's twin goats fighting over his shirt and they flee]
LLiam
[emerges from the bushes, shirtless, chasing after them] Hey, wait up, fellers!
LLana
At least we didn't get disqualified for fighting, right?
LLola
[gets an idea] Fight clause! Lana, maybe there's a way we can still win! Cheryl and Meryl just need to start bickering, and Auntie Pam will make us the Double Trouble twins!
LLana
But how do we know they'll fight?
LLola
Because you and I are going to make them.
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