A character in The Life and Times of Juniper Lee
Voiced by Kath Soucie
The Life and Times of Juniper Lee · 2,336 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in The Life and Times of Juniper Lee: in 359 of its 2,336 quotes
Most scenes with: Juniper Kim Lee (17), Monroe (17), Dennis Lee (5)
Ray Ray LeeDude! Roger is a musical genius!
Yeah, but look at Mr. Roskins. He hates everything.
Oh, what do you care what some old geezer thinks.
He's the judge.
So?
He decides which acts get in the show.
So?
If he doesn't like us, we don't get in.
In what?
I cannot believe we're related.
Ray Ray LeeWe rule!
Hmph. That was weird.
No, it's not. We got in off our reputation.
Reputation? Mom and Dad are the only ones who've heard us play, and they made us soundproof the basement! We stink!
You stink. I carry both of your no-talent butts.
You play bass, Dennis. It's a miracle anyone even notices you.
[June pours a chemical on the ripped scroll in a trash can]
Ray Ray LeeWhat's this supposed to do?
Well, it should retroactively conjure the ethereal energy of the room and visually unveil the unobservable mysteries that took place.
Ray Ray LeeOh! Kind of like a camcorder?
Sorta.
[She pours more of the chemical which explodes, then she takes out a crystal which shows an image of the Pirados Demons coming in the room]
Ugh! [sputters] Pirados Demons! No wonder the whole room smells like a gorilla's butt!
[The image disappears]
Come on! These guys busted into our house and shoplifted from my room. The Te Xuan Ze does not give five-finger discounts.
Hey, that is such a cool shirt. It looks really cute on you!
Ray Ray LeeDude. I am never taking this off.
I hate to break it to ya, lad, but you never do. You're like Charlie Brown.
Ray Ray LeeI got the bait! [pulls out a gnome out of his backpack]
Brilliant job, laddie.
Ray Ray, did you steal that off someone's front yard?
Ray Ray LeeDude, look at this thing. I was doing him a favor. Plus, if the gnome doesn't work out, I got us backup. [pulls out a flamingo decor out of his backpack]
Don't worry, lass, other than being locked in a cage and suspended above a flaming pit of lava we're good!
Ray Ray LeeJune, you've got to get us out of here I have a conference call in 20 minutes and there's no cell phone reception here!
Remember kids, when there is trouble always, use your fist.
Ray Ray LeeAlways use your fist!
What? That's a horrible message for kids.
What's with the dog? I hate dogs.
Ray Ray, what is this?
Ray Ray LeeI told you, Boomfist is the only one who can beat Wrongness.
We have a potion.
Ray Ray LeeYeah, that isn't gonna be ready for 12 hours. And even when it is ready, it can't get close enough to Wrongness to use it. Except Boomfist can get close to Wrongness 'cause he's from the same world, plus he's beaten him 437 times, not to mention the Boomfist Thanksgiving TV special where he did it covered in radioactive gravy.
Yeah, that was a rough one.
I hate to admit it, but the boy has a point.
The dog talks. It gets better and better.
Excuse me, Superpants, but I'm taking your side in this.
Ray Ray LeeSorry, Monroe, he's upset because dogs destroyed his home planet.
(sighs) If it wasn't for the cats, we'd all be dead.
What kind of filth are you reading, boy?
So his message to kids is "always use your fists" and "milk is bad for you?"
Ray Ray LeeWhy do you think mom work let me watch his shows?
Also, "don't go to school; hang out with your friends, or better yet, gangs" and "don't listen to your parents; they old and feeble."
(long pause)
You sure we got the good guy?
Uh, we're fine?
Hey, tell me something and be honest. Does my hair look extra bouncy today? Cuz seriously, watch this! (bounces her hair)
Okay, who are you and what did you do with Juniper Lee?
Oooh nothing. She's just real excited (clears up throat and does American accent) She's just real excited because she- used a new conditioner. What a dweeb, eh? (Ray Ray snorts and him and Monroe start to laugh)
Can you keep the big fella on the run for a wee bit without getting caught?
What? You kiddin'? With legs this long I can outrun a greyhound!
Then off you go! Run like the wind!
(after the spell doesn't work right and June and Ray Ray are transformed into copies of Monroe and scream)
Look at ya! You're GORGEOUS! It's like Monroe.... in stereo!
Ray Ray LeeLemme see that stone! No way I'm staying like this for- hey, wait a minute.... I've got a tail!
And do you think you can to defeat them alone?
Ray Ray LeeNo, but I can hide under the bed like a girl.
Ray Ray LeeMan, what's with all the shoes? You're just going to space camp for a week, not a light year.
Are you serious? I need two pairs for active wear, three pairs for classroom activities, three pairs formal, two pairs sensible, and two.. Oh, man. What if we go hiking? All right, what do you think? The boots or the cross trainers?
Ray Ray LeeThose are the boots that the blubber troll ate and we had to fish out of his poop.
Oh, ick. Cross trainers.
A Brown-Back Mountain Troll.
Juniper Kim LeeLara Jill Miller · 578 quotes
MonroeCarlos Alazraqui · 279 quotes
Jody IrwinColleen O'Shaughnessey · 118 quotes
Jasmine LeeAmy Hill · 108 quotes
Ophelia RamírezCandi Milo · 101 quotes
Roger RadcliffeTara Strong · 60 quotes
LilaTara Strong · 40 quotes
Barbara LeeCandi Milo · 34 quotes
Dennis LeeAlexander Polinsky · 29 quotes
Marcus ConnerPhil LaMarr · 27 quotes
Helper ElfCarlos Alazraqui · 25 quotes
Michael LeeCarlos Alazraqui · 24 quotes
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