Ray Ray Lee quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Mom and Dad!

Ray Ray Lee

I would puke if I had done it all night at the Mega-Swirl-a-Tron.

Jody Irwin

New boy at school! New boy at school! [very fast and excited] He just moved here from Walnut Grove, [runs up to Roger] he lives on Devonshire Drive, [runs up to Ray Ray] his eyes are green, his favorite color is blue, [to Ophelia] he likes a light breakfast, usually toast and occasionally cereal with a sliced banana. [breathes] And he's really cute! Crazy cute! So cute you gotta go home and change your outfit cute! ...Which I did, twice.

Ophelia Ramírez

This boy got a name?

Jody Irwin

[sighs dreamily] Taylor Evermore.

Monroe

[after seeing Ophelia protest] She's not making a lick of sense.

Ray Ray Lee

Who cares?! It's buying us time, isn't it?!

Ray Ray Lee

I mean, did you even SEE how much soda I drank today? (Monroe looks over and sees a huge pile of soda cans)

Monroe

Alright lad, (opens the chimney up) but I'm going to need your word as a gentlemen to... (Ray Ray comes out quickly and traps Monroe, then goes over to where June's trapped)

Ray Ray Lee

Hang on sis, I'll have ya outta there before ya can say dragon boogers! (cut to June inside)

Juniper Lee

Ray Ray? (cut back, Ray Ray lets her out) You rule Ray Ray!

Dennis Lee

...and I know you're gonna freak out but just stay with me, OK. (takes a deep breath) Magic, is real.

Juniper Lee

...Wow. Figure that out all by yourself?

Dennis Lee

Get ahold of yourself!

Juniper Lee

I'm fine Dennis, you on the other hand, know too much.

Dennis Lee

What? (Monroe throws Goblin Dust on him, he coughs) Did the dog just throw powder on me?!

Monroe

Uh-oh.

What?

Monroe

Apparently we've Goblin Dusted 'im so much he's developed an immunity to it.

Monroe

10 bucks says he freaks out.

Ray Ray Lee

You're on.

Jasmine Lee

(after being turned younger) What's everybody staring at?

Ray Ray Lee

Whoa, Ah-Mah, you look hot.

Eww!

Ray Ray Lee

What? I can't say my own grandmother looks hot?

NO!

Jasmine Lee

(giggles) Of course you can sweetie, your Ah-Mah could never get tired of hearing it.

Ray Ray Lee

Phew! No need to thank me! (smugly) ...Cousin Roxanne. Hhhhigh-five!

Jasmine Lee

Ray Ray, why didn't you just say I was a friend from school! Now I gave to sleep here! And what kinda name is Roxanne?!

Ray Ray Lee

A cool name! Like a Vegas show-girl, or, or a one who drives a trucker! We could call ya Roxie! (Micheal appears out of the doorway)

Michael Lee

Hey, I like that! So, aunt Barbara's gonna call the school in the morning, sooo (points at "Roxie") Roxie can go to class with you and see how the kids in the states have it! It's gonna be fun! (he leaves, June and Ah-Mah give Ray Ray a look)

Ray Ray Lee

...Five bucks I can get ya out of it. (Juniper slaps his shoulder) Ow! ... Two bucks. (sees June raise her hand again, runs off-screen)

Ray Ray Lee

This... is Roger's knapsack!

Who? Th-Those bags were in that closet when I rented this joint.

Ray Ray Lee

This is Jody's! ..And Marcus's! Ophelia's! [gasps sadly]... This is June's knapsack... [Freddy cringes and is about to back out but is tripped over by Monroe]

Dennis Lee

Don't move! This is a banishment stone and I know how to use it! ... Mostly.

Ray Ray Lee

[to Monroe] See! All these text books have her name in 'em, an-and this is her soccer jersey, and... [finds June's family tree album] ...And this- is Juniper!

Monroe

...Sweet Agnes McGee... [Sees June wearing her bracelet on the photo] ...It's true!

Ray Ray Lee

Where's my sister?

Okay look! I had to get them dragon eggs back, I was sellin' em to these guys who was wayyy mad when I lost em- They was gonna break off my horns! I mean, I didn't mean...

...It was an accident.

Juniper Lee

Ya wanna show these guys what happens when ya mess with the Lee's?

Ray Ray Lee

Oh yeah! [Both proceed to give a beat-down to the Time Wraiths]

Juniper Lee

Well, that explains how Cletus can stand these things.

Gus

Not really, he'll eat anything. [Cletus takes a bite out of the couch]

Ray Ray Lee

Dude, you are so paying for that.

Monroe

[He makes a variety of weird gestures after being exposed to Tarabok Weed] Oh boy. [He starts growing in size, his shadow being cast over June and Ray Ray

Sweet Mary MacGonagall!