Remember kids, when there is trouble always, use your fist.
Always use your fist!
What? That's a horrible message for kids.
“Bada Bing Bada Boomfist” · Season 2, Episode 7
In this episode: Juniper Kim Lee (3), Ray Ray Lee (3), Boomfist (3), Monroe (1)
What's with the dog? I hate dogs.
Ray Ray, what is this?
I told you, Boomfist is the only one who can beat Wrongness.
We have a potion.
Yeah, that isn't gonna be ready for 12 hours. And even when it is ready, it can't get close enough to Wrongness to use it. Except Boomfist can get close to Wrongness 'cause he's from the same world, plus he's beaten him 437 times, not to mention the Boomfist Thanksgiving TV special where he did it covered in radioactive gravy.
Yeah, that was a rough one.
I hate to admit it, but the boy has a point.
The dog talks. It gets better and better.
Excuse me, Superpants, but I'm taking your side in this.
Sorry, Monroe, he's upset because dogs destroyed his home planet.
(sighs) If it wasn't for the cats, we'd all be dead.
What kind of filth are you reading, boy?
(Wrongness applying for a job at Java Hut)
JHJava Hut employee
Do you have any personal references... You know, someone I can talk to?
WWrongness
Uh... Yes! Uh, the Intergalactic Federation of Evil!... Ohh, no, I'm kind of on the outs with them. Oh, oh! There's Doctor, Termino, no-no wait. I tried to, destroy him... Uh... No. No references.
JHJava Hut employee
(Sighs) Look, Carol.... you have no skills, you don't even have a home phone! Give me one reason to hire you.
WWrongness
...I can shoot lasers out of my eyes.
(Cut to Wrongness heating up coffee as an employee)
So his message to kids is "always use your fists" and "milk is bad for you?"
Why do you think mom work let me watch his shows?
Also, "don't go to school; hang out with your friends, or better yet, gangs" and "don't listen to your parents; they old and feeble."
(long pause)
You sure we got the good guy?
WWrongness
Wrongness must use toilet.
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