I can't have it, Mom, I can't have it! Not on picture day!
“Picture Day” · Season 2, Episode 4
In this episode: Barbara Lee (5), Juniper Kim Lee (4), Jody Irwin (4), Ophelia Ramírez (4), Demoness (4), Gym Teacher (4), Hench-Demon (4), Ray Ray Lee (3)
It's okay. (they talk over each other) Just take care of it. Stay calm. Stop talking. Stop talking. Stop talking!
Done.
(examines her face in a hand mirror) Ohh... My hair's too straight and I have a flat nose.
You are so pretty! You're unique, there's nobody else like you in the world!
(sternly) Uh-uh-uh-uh! You, empty it.
Pockets!
Ophelia, you shouldn't drink iced tea. It'll stain your teeth!
Yeah, exactly.
If I did, would I do this to my hair? Oh, by the way Jody, you got spinach in your teeth.
Impossible! I avoided it for months! (runs away holding hand over teeth)
Too cruel Ophelia.
So? I'm ruining picture day. It's just companies preying on parental vanity to schnooker them into buying a million eight-by-tens and wallet-sizes.... Capitalism! Bleugh. What would our forefathers say if they saw us today?
Give me liberty or give me death!
Come on, at least I went for a historical look! I could have worn a gorilla suit. I was trying to work with ya!
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