Juniper Kim Lee quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Juniper Lee

(tries to get up; groggily) Yeah. (falls down) Whoa!

Juniper Lee

OH YEAH?! You wanna tell me how things could get any worse?! (kicks the water bowl as water gets out of the bowl) Go ahead! GIMME YOUR BEST SHOT 'CAUSE FRANKLY, I DON'T THINK IT'S POSSIBLE! (jumps and continues screaming)

Juniper Lee

Oh, gee. Sounds like a sad story, but it'll be even sadder when I go all crazy monkey on your butt!

Juniper Lee

You don't think I could get a vegetarian plate, do ya?

Juniper Lee

ANYBODY ELSE WANT SOME OF THIS?! Huh, huh?! DO YA?! (leans over the two boars) Bring it on, hairballs! (the two wild boars run away)

Juniper Lee

Oh, yeah? (starts scratching again) Well, then how 'bout doing something about these fleas? They're killing me. (the two orangutans start picking the fleas out of her fur and eating them) Lower. Lower! Yeah, a little to the right. Yeah, that's it. That's it. Get 'em! There's like a condominium of them right there!

Juniper Lee

So, uh, I hear you're looking for some protection?

Juniper Lee

Yeah, well, sounds rough, but, I got a pretty full load.

Juniper Lee

Straberries and whipped cream?

Juniper Lee

Helloo-oo, I'm a lemur, tree-dwelling prosimian from Madagascar! Big difference.

Juniper Lee

Ew! No! (pause) Hey, how'd you get past Mom this late at night?

Juniper Lee

I'm me again!

Juniper Lee

I'll take care of Gigi and her mutants, you guys go help the other animals bust out of this joint.

Juniper Lee

Sorry, Gigi. Guess your little fountain of youth here is all dried up.

Juniper Lee

You know, for the first time tonight, I actually agree with you. You soul-sucking freak. (leaves)