Juniper Kim Lee quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Juniper Lee

Shoes. (Monroe gives her the shoes and she throws them in the potion) T-shirt. (Monroe gives her the t-shirt and she throws it in the potion) Dirty socks. (Monroe gives her the sock and she throws it in the potion) Hair. (Monroe gives her a piece of Ray Ray's hair and she looks at it and throws it in the potion. She stirs the potion and fills a jar of it) And here we go.

Juniper Lee

Eh, close enough.

Juniper Lee

Well, goblins use it to transport stuff back and forth, so it should work switching his brain. (scratches head) Right?

Juniper Lee

Come on, let's get you something to eat. (they walk away)

Juniper Lee

Eh, he's got no brain, so he's harmless. We'll deal with him later.

Juniper Lee

(sighs) Alright.

Juniper Lee

Chill out! Look, I'll try and lull him to sleep by pounding the snout out of him. Here, the stone will power up again in a minute. Monroe, if I can't bring down Godzilla here, you take him out.

Juniper Lee

Oh, how'd you do that?

Juniper Lee

Oh, the same way I do. It'll be a team effort.

Juniper Lee

Are you saying you don't want him?

Juniper Lee

Okay, okay! Take it down a notch, will ya? (wipes off the saliva) Ugh, I'm getting soaked here.

Juniper Lee

Whoa! Everybody, just chill!

Juniper Lee

Sorry! Uh, give me a couple of hours. I'll be back to spring you as soon as I can.

Juniper Lee

Let me guess, you're the zookeeper, right?

Juniper Lee

Yeah, well, don't sweat it, you old coot. I'll be out of your hair in a minute. And I'm taking your little menagerie with me.