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The Life and Times of Juniper Lee · Season 2

“Juniper Transformed Into a Lemur” quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

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“Juniper Transformed Into a Lemur” · Season 2

In this episode: Juniper Kim Lee (5), Gigi (4), Zookeeper (4), Giraffe (3), Nigel (2), Orangutan 2 (1)

Your powers won't work in here, Te Xuan Ze. (steps out of the shadows) There's a magical shield over the entire zoo.

No, I'm a creepy old guy who lives with flea ridden animals and likes the smell of dung. (Pause. Juniper gives him a look.) OF COURSE I'm the zookeeper! Heh, heh. And you're trespassing.

Yeah, well, don't sweat it, you old coot. I'll be out of your hair in a minute. And I'm taking your little menagerie with me.

Careful, little one. Go it slowly. Trust me, it takes some time getting used to...

OH YEAH?! You wanna tell me how things could get any worse?! (kicks the water bowl as water gets out of the bowl) Go ahead! GIMME YOUR BEST SHOT 'CAUSE FRANKLY, I DON'T THINK IT'S POSSIBLE! (jumps and continues screaming)

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