Juniper Kim Lee quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Juniper Lee

Oh... where am I?

Juniper Lee

Clones? So you're creating some wicked army of evil children to do your bidding?

Juniper Lee

Oh, man, my hair looks worse from the back than I thought.

Juniper Lee

That is so weird. You guys are just like my friends.

Juniper Lee

Well, then, maybe you could let me out? 'Cause that's what friends do, right? They help each other out?

Juniper Lee

Oh uh, there's an imbalance in the world of magic and humanity. (the Jody and Roger clones look at her) W-What? You guys don't know about this?

Juniper Lee

I'm the Te Xuan Ze, I fight monsters and dorks like your boss from taking over the world.

Juniper Lee

Oh, a couple.

Juniper Lee

I got a demon raising something big and ugly and I'm completely unarmed. I need banishment stones, scepters, amulets, tell Monroe to go to the...

Juniper Lee

And do not let my clone leave the house

Juniper Lee

Where are they?

Juniper Lee

Not cool.

Juniper Lee

Where'd you get that?

Juniper Lee

You took stuff from my room?!

Juniper Lee

How'd you know?