You can't hurt him.
“Juniper vs. the Ray Ray Monster” · Season 2
In this episode: Ray Ray Lee (9), Juniper Kim Lee (5), Tiny Giant (5), Monroe (3)
Well, 'cause he may not have my brain or my dashing good looks, but until 10 minutes ago, that monster dude was me. (Juniper looks at him) Me, June. You can't hurt me. Please?
Of all the ridiculous...
(sighs) Alright.
Chill out! Look, I'll try and lull him to sleep by pounding the snout out of him. Here, the stone will power up again in a minute. Monroe, if I can't bring down Godzilla here, you take him out.
If you can catch him. (the Ray Ray monster starts running off) Man, I'm fast. (cut to later as the trio go after it) You made the right, June! Monster he's not evil, he's just misunderstood.
The monster's getting too big for her. She's gonna get hurt.
Sounds like a job for the vice president!
STOOOOOOP!!!! (The Ray Ray monster stops at a halt) Sit! (The Ray Ray monster does so) Good boy!
Oh, how'd you do that?
I told ya-- the dude's me. I like me, the only way he listens is if you yell.
And just how am I supposed to keep peace in giant territory if I'm not big?
Oh, the same way I do. It'll be a team effort.
This is for me?
He eats chocolate, dim sum, orange soda, Hawaiian pizza, caramel corn, or if he had none of that, just plain sugar, no vegetables, and he's not big on brushing his teeth, and whatever you do, don't try to give him a bath. You'll be way sorry. (gives the leash to the giant) Keep him well, little dude.
These quotes come from Wikiquote's The Life and Times of Juniper Lee pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.




