Juniper Kim Lee quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Juniper Lee

So, uh, (chuckles) what's for dessert?

Juniper Lee

You're a what?

Juniper Lee

So, uh, you want me to help me get bigger?

Juniper Lee

I guess we can make you a growth potion (the tiny giant smiles as she leans and whispers to Monroe) Um, we can do that, right?

Juniper Lee

A smidgeon? How much is a smidgeon?

Juniper Lee

(adds the dust root on the potion and sniffs it) Yuck! Ugh! It smells like somebody set buffalo poop on fire.

Juniper Lee

Growth potion.

Juniper Lee

(pushes him away from the growth potion) Get off! Remember last time you drank a potion? You burped for 9 hours straight.

Juniper Lee

(her bracelet starts glowing) Oh, man, fire demons in the city pool again? Ugh, I told them open swim's 11:00 to 2:00 on Sundays.

Juniper Lee

Stay out of my room! (leaves with Monroe)

Juniper Lee

(offscreen) Oh please! The point of being a fire demon is to be on fire, I don’t care how hot they get they should learn and deal to stay out of the public pool.

Juniper Lee

Uh, listen, Ray Ray, I kind of felt bad about snapping at you before, so, uh... here. (gives him an ice cream)

Juniper Lee

Now's not the time!

Juniper Lee

Alright, this should reverse it.

Juniper Lee

No, no, no, no, no, no. If we can't turn Ray Ray back, what if we made another body and switched his brain?