Juniper Kim Lee quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Juniper Lee

(dryly) Nice.

Juniper Lee

Uh, well, it might be under, um, I don't know, Te Xuan Ze.

Juniper Lee

I thought I was just giving a speech?

Juniper Lee

Well, if Ah-Mah was such hot stuff, why is it on me to take care of business?

Juniper Lee

What? Ah-Mah, you're just gonna leave me? (sighs) It's like a Star Trek convention for monsters.

Juniper Lee

Yeah, I noticed. You're like Elvis coming back to Graceland.

Juniper Lee

But we all must strive to, um, continue on the road to good magic. Because if we, uh, if we deviate from the path of, you know, the goodness we will find ourselves up to our armpits in the evil stuff, and we can't have that, can't we? (chuckles) Thank you.

Juniper Lee

Well, uh, I mostly just beat him up.

Juniper Lee

Uh, nope, just me.

Juniper Lee

But you're not listening to me! I am a cunning investigator who roots out evil. I do not have magical powers like the rest of these guys. I don't breathe fire, or sweat mud, or turn myself into a giant eggplant...

Juniper Lee

What a crock! I wasn't even nominated for best newcomer. Oh, man, or best use of banishment spells! I live off of banishment spells!

Juniper Lee

Awful. They hate me.

Juniper Lee

Well, I gotta tell ya, it seems pretty hard to believe.

Juniper Lee

Oh, no.

Juniper Lee

Human beings attacking the magical creatures! There's a ton of them! All these guys are shooting everyone with lasers!