Juniper Kim Lee quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Juniper Lee

(gasps) You're gonna fly airplanes?

Juniper Lee

Oh, neat. (giggles)

Juniper Lee

Ophelia, I don't get it. If you hate drama camp so much, why do you come every year?

Juniper Lee

There's no bears in Orchid Bay.

Juniper Lee

(clears her throat) ♪Clang, clang, clang went the trolley

Juniper Lee

Um, Ophelia, seriously, in case you haven't noticed, I'm a girl and kind of Chinese. I can't play Jack.

Juniper Lee

(dressed in overalls) ♪Golden goose, golden goose

Juniper Lee

Um, Ophelia, uh, just so you know, I'm really proud of you. Seriously. A lot of people didn't think you could pull this off, but you showed 'em. You did it.

Juniper Lee

(chuckles) Yeah, totally.

Juniper Lee

Yeah, well, you're gonna get your giant butt dropped kicked to Seattle if you don't let me go! It's Edipan, you idiots. You're supposed to be on vacation!

Juniper Lee

They were stealing the Ancient Orb of Annihilation.

Juniper Lee

They tried to annihilate Wisconsin!

Juniper Lee

It's showtime.

Juniper

Huh. I don't think I've ever heard the words "Roger" and "good" in the same sentence before. Sounds wrong, somehow. You know, like dry ice, cold sweat, jumbo shrimp.

Juniper Lee

Got it covered. (skids to the stage with the jester hat) Power to the beans! Power to the beans!