But you're not listening to me! I am a cunning investigator who roots out evil. I do not have magical powers like the rest of these guys. I don't breathe fire, or sweat mud, or turn myself into a giant eggplant...
“Monster Con” · Season 1
In this episode: Juniper Kim Lee (4), Monster Fan 3 (3), Ray Ray Lee (2), Monroe (1), Jasmine Lee (1)
Listen, listen, listen. We were in this bowling alley filled with elves, right? And nobody ever told me that elves were that allergic to fried foods. And it was around this time that I gave all these elves french fries!
MFMonster Fan 4
(laughs) Is that when the cyclone monkeys got out?
The kid's a stich, isn't he?
Should I?
TMTux Monster
The nominees for most ferocious biped or serpent are... (sees the letter) Vigon the Horrible. Marzak the Hair Troll. Dr. Horatio Burkelman. Danny "Boom Boom" Python. And the Carloff goes to... Vigon the Horrible.
WHOOO! Way to go, Vigon! WHOO-HOO! Long time coming, pal!
What a crock! I wasn't even nominated for best newcomer. Oh, man, or best use of banishment spells! I live off of banishment spells!
Hey, you don't hear me complaining about not getting nominated for best anthropomorphic animal advisor. I mean, it's all politics. Just because I don't catch spots or attend the union functions. I bet they'd give it to that chimpanzee, Roscoe.
Awful. They hate me.
June, you have only just begun. Please trust me when I tell you this: you will become a powerful warrior, more capable than you can ever imagine.
Well, I gotta tell ya, it seems pretty hard to believe.
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