But we all must strive to, um, continue on the road to good magic. Because if we, uh, if we deviate from the path of, you know, the goodness we will find ourselves up to our armpits in the evil stuff, and we can't have that, can't we? (chuckles) Thank you.
“Juniper's Speech” · Season 1
In this episode: Two-Headed Geek Monster Head 1 (4), Juniper Kim Lee (3), Greg (3), Hollis (3), Ray Ray Lee (1), Monroe (1), H.A.M. Soldier (1), Leader of H.A.M (1)
Well, I suppose it could be going worse.
Yeah, she could puke or set her hair on fire.
Over the summer, you manage to fight back a hemming goblin who was attempting to traverse a fourth-dimensional biportal.
THTwo-Headed Geek Monster Head 2
How did you dispatch him?
I assume it was an reintegration spell, but I heard you may have surprised him an implemented banexs gambit.
Well, uh, I mostly just beat him up.
I guess that would work too.
Uh, nope, just me.
GHGreen Horned Monster Fan
(pops out from an old orange monster's ear) Uh, does your grandmother have a website?
GGreg
Dude, this is the best monster convention ever! Tons of stuff to buy! Check these out. (puts on three lenses sunglasses)
GGreg
Oh, nice! (sniffs) Minty! (shakes the dust off his face)
Like, how big a bummer is that Jasmine Lee is a no-show. Instead, we get this teenage new fight. (Juniper overhears this)
GGreg
Gee, how boring was that speech of hers?
Man, I hope she fights better than she talks or we're all gonna be shoveling dirt in the Underworld someday.
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