Every year, the most powerful, enchanted creatures of the known realms, all of these monsters and demons put aside their differences and come together for three days for the Magical Convergence.
“The Magical Convergence” · Season 1
In this episode: Jasmine Lee (8), Juniper Kim Lee (6), Arthur Pettiman (4), Ray Ray Lee (2), Monroe (1)
Oh, dude, are you kidding me? The all-star game for monsters? Are we here to, you know, seek the peace, pack a few demon skulls if anyone gets out of line? (laughs)
Juniper is here to address this collection of magical elite as the mystical ambassador of our world. It is a vital component in maintaining peace. Plus, I'm sick of doing it.
(dryly) Nice.
I don't mean to make light of this event, Juniper. (takes out a stone) It is a hallowed gathering. (turns the stone to reveal a magic door) For nearly a millennium, the greatest of all magic wielders and the most formidable mystical beings, they join together. This place is one of great honor and wisdom. (opens the door to reveal the a monster convention called Monster Con where the magical community are gathering and buying stuff)
TST-Shirt Seller
T-shirts! Get your Monster Con t-shirts right here! Multiple sizes and multiple armholes!
Hey, don't complain. Last year, they held it in the Underworld. The whole joint stunk like a monkey barbecue.
MGMonster Greeter
May I direct you to the registration area for your topas, names and badges, thank you. Welcome one and all to Monster Con 985, it's now terrific.
CICheck In Monster
(checks through the name list) Lee, Lee, Lee. Hmm, I don't see any. Are you sure you reserved an attendance badge?
Uh, well, it might be under, um, I don't know, Te Xuan Ze.
Juniper Lee! Hello, I'm Arthur Pettiman, Monster Con guest coordinator. I'll be your handler throughout the entire convention. (takes out a scroll) Well, we've got a full schedule for you.
I thought I was just giving a speech?
Well, that's just your first lecture. Then there's the new mixer, the new exhibit, then the group panel on Fighting Magic with Magic, and then we... (gasps as he sees Jasmine behind a column) Good heavens, that's Jasmine Lee!
(comes over to Jasmine and shakes hands with her) I'm fine! Oh, my gosh! Oh, dear me! Oh, I can't believe I'm standing here talking to Jasmine Lee! (as other monsters gather around Jasmine Lee) My cousin saw you fight nine Bucktar trolls. He said you hit one so hard that it was spitting up like a gallon of hemlock jelly!
Oh, sounds familiar.
These quotes come from Wikiquote's The Life and Times of Juniper Lee pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.