(dressed in overalls) ♪Golden goose, golden goose
“Rehearsal/Opening Night” · Season 1
In this episode: Ophelia Ramírez (5), Juniper Kim Lee (3), Roger Radcliffe (2)
Lay me an egg
Don't make me beg
Just make me a million eggs♪
KKids
♪An omlet of 24 karats
A frittata with gold coins and ham
This breakfast won't fill you up♪
Roger! For the tenth time, you are not in this scene.
But I've only got two lines at the end of the play. I just run out and scream, "Power to the beans! Power to the beans!"
And if you come in early one more time, I'm gonna cut it down to no lines. Comprende? Bikers, you're killing me here. You're absolutely killing me. You're the vicious scourge of the road. Let me see some grit. And grim reaper, you're the bringer of death. Hello?! When you come out here, I want that audience to be dead. Get it?! DEAD! (calmly) But I gotta say, I think it was your best effort yet. Take five. BUT ONLY FIVE!
Looks like a full house.
Okay, oh, my gosh, hello? This is it! This is the moment we've all been working so hard for. Thank you so much for your support and dedication to this show. It's been an incredible artistic journey for all of us. So get out there AND MAKE ME PROUD! And if you don't, I'll bury every single one of you up to your necks in hot tar, got it?! NOW, MOVE!
Um, Ophelia, uh, just so you know, I'm really proud of you. Seriously. A lot of people didn't think you could pull this off, but you showed 'em. You did it.
Okay, like, don't go all "after-school special" on me. I did though, huh?
(chuckles) Yeah, totally.
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