Okay, listen up, people, I'm makin' a few changes here. (Rolls out a "Stalk the Rocksical" banner, then she walks around with a quill and clipboard) Terrence, Melissa.... You were cast as Jack and the Princess? Heh. Okay, yeah, sorry, we've decided to go another way. Now you're the cow! (Melissa audibly gasps) Oh and Melissa, take the back-half.
“Ophelia Takes Charge” · Season 1
In this episode: Ray Ray Lee (4), Monroe (3), Ophelia Ramírez (3), Scotty (3), Dimitri (2), Juniper Kim Lee (1), Hench-yeti (1)
MOMelissa O’ Malley
Guh, you can't do-!
Still the village idiot, Roge, can't argue with perfect casting. Okay, everybody, look over your new parts, rehearsal in fifteen!
Um, Ophelia, seriously, in case you haven't noticed, I'm a girl and kind of Chinese. I can't play Jack.
Yes, you can! Hello? It's a whole statement on gender and race and all that kind of garbage. June, please, we can do this. You and me, trust me, nothing's gonna go wrong.
And that is when we capture Te Xuan Ze.
But Dimitri, Edipan is sacred pact. We're not supposed to be working this week, it is forbidden!
(grabs a stalagmite, rubs his back and picks his teeth with it, and throws it away) Bah! Dimitri the Terrible will not stray from his path because of some archaic tradition. Besides, I am going skiing next week, it's now or never.
Well, if it isn't the great star on stage, young Master Lee. And dressing is form of theatrical garb. What role might you have, me lad?
I'm the goose in Jack and the Beanstalk. (gestures his tail feathers) I fire off golden eggs right out of my can.
Oh, my. Isn't that sound disgusting.
Oh, yeah. I wouldn't sit in the first ten rows if I were you. (laughs) Hey, I was just stopping by to see Monroe. How is he-- Whoa. WHOA! (sees a fat Monroe, laying down from eating, as he belches)
I was just waiting for my stomach to settle. (pounding his chest) We're having... (burps) ...chocolate eclairs for desert.
I'm not fat. My family merely has big bones.
Yeah, well even the Brontosaurus family doesn't have bones that big.
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