Whoo! That was a big one! Whee!
“Madame Rothschild's Drama Camp” · Season 1
In this episode: Ophelia Ramírez (6), Monroe (4), Jody Irwin (4), Juniper Kim Lee (2), Ray Ray Lee (2), Scotty (2), Madame Rothschild (1)
Throw me off the bus now. Seriously.
Ophelia, I don't get it. If you hate drama camp so much, why do you come every year?
Right, and get stuck alone with my mom watching game shows all week? Okay, hello? I don't think so.
Listen, dude, I'll talk to the warden, but I gotta be honest with you, you're looking at life.
And you're looking at thirty stitches in your heinie if you don't shut it! (his stomach growls) For pity's sake, are we there yet? That poor excuse for breakfast is wearing off, and I need my afternoon snack!
Oh, lad, Scotty's the greatest culinary genius ever to cook for a children's camp. It'll be a week of nine-course meals, all of them deep fried, most of them involving bacon! I love that man!
Take it easy, dog. Last year, you came back with a cholesterol level of, like, a million.
I don't care if my blood turns into gravy! It's chow time for Monroe!
Let's sing a song! ♪She'll be coming around the mountain when she comes! She'll be coming around the mountain when she comes!♪
I guess the bright side is that this can't get any more annoying.
And there it is.
MOMelissa O’ Malley
Great to see you made it back this year. I, for one, couldn't wait to hone my craft again with Madame Rothschild. Hey, Ophelia. Nice outfit. Still working the goth thing, or did somebody actually die? I mean, besides your wardrobe. Anyhow, I'm like so psyched to star in this year's camp musical. You know, like I did last year and the year before. Ophelia, guess it's back to stage crew for you, huh? It's perfect. You can just blend into the darkness.
Maybe she'll get eaten by a bear.
There's no bears in Orchid Bay.
These quotes come from Wikiquote's The Life and Times of Juniper Lee pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.