Virginia quotes from The Golden Girls

Virginia

[about her and Blanche's other sister Charmaine] She never could help Mama because she had heart flutters and she never could take gym class, no, because she had a tipped uterus and she never did any housework because she had a spastic colon. Now, she has attached kidneys.

Blanche

Let's talk about you, it looks like you've lost a little weight, sugar.

Virginia

I have.

Blanche

You know, at your age when you lose weight your skin just...hangs there, like...like leaves on a willow.

Virginia

I haven't lost that much, I don't think that's happened yet.

Blanche

Well I don't know. If I were you I sure wouldn't wave goodbye.

Virginia

And if I were you, I sure wouldn't jog without a muumuu.

Blanche

Is that so, well just let me tell you somethin' missy.....

Virginia

Oh Blanche, please, let's not do this. Let's grow up, for God's sake. We have done this our whole lives long, let's call an end to it, okay?

Blanche

Sure, whatever. So, you thinkin' about gettin' a face lift? For your, how do I put this delicately.....turkey waddle or what?

Virginia

You are the one who has never been here for the family. You.

Blanche

I have always been here for this family and how dare you say otherwise!

Virginia

Everything you do is for Blanche. To tell you the truth, I am surprised that you even made it to the funeral at all.

Blanche

Maybe you would have been happier if I hadn't!

Virginia

Maybe not happier, but at least this family would be able to grieve for Big Daddy without wondering what is in it for Blanche!

Blanche

Oh, fine. Hey, you don't have a thing to worry about. You won't even have to think about Blanche, because if you're going to be at that funeral, I refuse to go! [storms out]