Eddie quotes from The Golden Girls

Eddie

I know I'm plain to look at, but everything I do seems to drive the opposite sex crazy! I don't do it on purpose, it just happens! The way I look at a woman, the way I make love to a woman, the way I kiss a woman, the way I make love to a woman.

Rose

You said "make love" twice.

Eddie

I know. It's my favorite.

Eddie

You see, after 25 years of marriage, my wife Roberta sent me a "Dear John" letter.

Rose

That's terrible, married 25 years and she doesn't know your name is Eddie!

Eddie

I'd better get going. I've caused enough trouble.

Dorothy

Look, Eddie, can't we see each other occasionally just as friends?

Eddie

It won't work. It's like trying to eat one potato chip. Au revoir. Oh, hello, Sophia.

Sophia

Hello, Eddie. Eddie, I never noticed that beauty mark on your neck.

Eddie

What beauty mark?

Sophia

That one! [Sophia jumps into Eddie's arms and starts kissing his neck]

Blanche

Sophia! Sophia!