The Golden Girls · Season 4, Episode 14
“Love Me Tender” · Season 4, Episode 14
In this episode: Rose Nylund (4), Eddie (3), Dorothy Zbornak (2), Blanche Devereaux (2), Sophia Petrillo (1)
I know I'm plain to look at, but everything I do seems to drive the opposite sex crazy! I don't do it on purpose, it just happens! The way I look at a woman, the way I make love to a woman, the way I kiss a woman, the way I make love to a woman.
You said "make love" twice.
I know. It's my favorite.
[explaining to Rose that her relationship with Eddie is purely physical] Honey, there is more to Eddie than meets the eye. But the only thing we have in common is under the sheets.
What's under the sheets?
His cappuccino maker. SEX, Rose! I am talking SEX! We don't go to dinner, we don't go to the movies, we just go to bed, and it is TERRIFIC.
Wow, all that and cappuccino too?!
I don't look right in American clothes. I have a more European body.
Oh, in Europe do they all have big butts too?
You see, after 25 years of marriage, my wife Roberta sent me a "Dear John" letter.
That's terrible, married 25 years and she doesn't know your name is Eddie!
I'd better get going. I've caused enough trouble.
Look, Eddie, can't we see each other occasionally just as friends?
It won't work. It's like trying to eat one potato chip. Au revoir. Oh, hello, Sophia.
Hello, Eddie. Eddie, I never noticed that beauty mark on your neck.
What beauty mark?
That one! [Sophia jumps into Eddie's arms and starts kissing his neck]
Sophia! Sophia!
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