Mr. Pfeiffer quotes from The Golden Girls

Mr. Pfeiffer

How about Thursday night?

Rose

Thursday night?

Blanche

Are you crazy?

Sophia

Not Thursday, hell no!

Mr. Pfeiffer

Sorry, I forgot. The Cosby Show.

Dorothy

We're interested in arranging a funeral.

Mr. Pfeiffer

Isn't that lovely. The three of you planning ahead for Mother.

Sophia

Hey, Puh-feiffer, how would you like a punch in your puh-face?

Dorothy

Mr. Pfeiffer...

Mr. Pfeiffer

Oh, no, it's Puh-feiffer. The "P" is not silent.

Dorothy

...anyway, Mr...Puh-feiffer...about the puh-funeral -- about the funeral...

[delivering a heatfelt eulogy at Mrs. Claxton's funeral] Yes, Celia Rubinstein loved all mankind! She was...

Dorothy

WHO?!

Celia Rubenstein.

Blanche

This funeral isn't for Celia Rubenstein, it's for Frieda Claxton!

Mr. Pfeiffer

The Rubenstein funeral is down the hall.

Oh! Oh, I'm terribly sorry for the intrusion! ...Frieda Claxton, wasn't she the lady who lived in that old house on Richmond Street?

Blanche

Yes.