You'll have to excuse my mother. She survived a slight stroke which left her, if I can be frank, a complete burden.
“Sisters of the Bride” · Season 6, Episode 14
In this episode: Dorothy Zbornak (7), Rose Nylund (4), Sophia Petrillo (4), Blanche Devereaux (3), Clayton (2)
I just got the strangest prank call. Some man wanted to know if I owned a riding crop and a leather bra and if I could lick my eyebrows.
What'd ya say?
I told him no.
I guess we're paying full price for the cocktail franks.
I'll say this for Clayton, he has great taste. Doug is absolutely charming.
And funny. It's not every cop who could do a good Bette Davis impression.
I think I'm actually doing a good job hiding how upset I am.
You mean like how you started sobbing when Clayton asked for more fruit cocktail?
I don't really mind Clayton being homosexual, I just don't like him dating men.
You really haven't grasped the concept of this gay thing yet, have you?
There must be homosexuals who date women.
Yeah, they're called lesbians.
[from outside the kitchen] Hot damn! [comes into the kitchen] It's happened! It's finally happened! Oh yes! Oh yes! Oh yes!
I take it we now get The Disney Channel?
I wanted you to meet Doug for a very important reason.
Well, why?
Blanche, we're getting married.
But that's impossible Clayton. Brothers can't marry sisters. [thinks for a moment] Oh, that's right, you're from the South.
BLANCHE and Clayton aren't getting married you air head! Clayton and Doug are.
Oh. [hesitantly] O-o-o-h. OH! ... Who??
[to Clayton and Doug] So, Butch, Sundance? Who's gonna throw the bouquet?
[outraged about Agnes Bradshaw posthumously winning the Volunteer of the Year award] It's a fix! She's dead! She doesn't need that on her mantle! She's on her mantle! [Blanche and Dorothy pull Rose to sit back down at her table]
It isn't about fancy banquets, it isn't about getting your name in the paper, it isn't about winning the award next year.
There now, that's the spirit. [walks out of the room]
[getting out the award] It's about getting that dead woman's name off of this one. [she tightly clutches and hugs the award with a devious look on her face]
It just doesn't matter, because we're there for each other. I'd do anything for Doug. And he'd bend over backwards for me!
[grabbing Sophia, covering her mouth, pulling her body toward her, then smiling as she looks up at Blanche, Clayton and Doug] Sometimes I just love to hug my mommy!
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