Sounds like you guys won!
Hell, no! He's an even worse golfer than you!
S6I, Stank Hole in the One
S6Eye, Tooth
(to Hilary) William Shatner is gonna be on your show?! (to Will) And you knew? You lived in the same pool house with me, knowing how much this would mean to me and you didn't tell me? I don't even know who you are.
S6I, Done (1)
Hey G, what's up, man? Hey, look, um, (referring to himself) I got this friend, right? You know, he kinda got a little problem. He got these 3 cousins and they all moving on with new and exciting lives and everything.
Is your friend pensive?
My friend doesn't know what pensive means.
Oh, Geoffrey, I'm gonna miss you. Oh, we have to have a special going away dinner for you. What do you wanna make?
S6I, Done (2)
So, Will, did you find a new place?
Uh, well, Uncle Phil...
Yeah, it's a great place.
How does it look?
Well, it's got ceiling-to-floor doors, and wall-to-wall floors.
Carlton's just playin', y'all. There's something I have to...
So, when do we get to see it?
You can't.
Why not?
Because it's tinted. You can't see inside of it.
Carlton, it's okay, man, I can do this. You can't see my apartment, because I don't have one.
It's a condo.
Okay. That's all right, Carlton.
Wherever and whenever... I got your back, C.
Wherever, whenever, I got your back... W. That just doesn't sound right coming from me, does it?
It sounds great, man.
(to her son) Nicky, did you remember to go to the bathroom?
Of course.
(to her brother) Carlton, did you remember to go to the bathroom?
Of course. I'll be right back.
(in the bathroom) Hey! Who turned out the lights?! (comes downstairs with his pants down. he realizes that the family and Geoffrey, except Will, departed without him) Where is everybody?!
(he pulls his pants back up and runs out the door in a hurry)
(watches Carlton run out the door. he smiles) I am definitely gonna miss you, C.
(Will departs and camera zooms out and gets a ceiling view of the living room)
These quotes come from Wikiquote's The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.