[Will is boxing a girl named Helena]
HHelena
Come on! Hit me!
HHelena
Your mama!
Mama said knock you out!
S6Boxing Helena
How do you like me now?!
HHelena
That was... impressive. Take me!
Um... You a little freaky-deeky, ain't you?
HHelena
Now!
Shoot, you ain't gotta tell me twice!
S6I, Clownius
Hey guys. Look what I found.
Hey, it's the dummy.
Yeah and he found Safety Guy.
S6Breaking Up Is Hard to Do (1)
That man is on thin ice!
I'll alert the fish.
[Using hand-puppets, Will and Carlton create an apologetic show for Ashley]
WWill (dog)
One, two, three! Hey, Ashley! [beatbox] Will and Carlton are sorry! [beatbox] Hey, kitty-cat! Hey, kitty-cat! Hey, kitty-cat! Help-help me out!
[Carlton (cat) appears]
WWill (dog)
[beatbox]
CCarlton (cat)
We care about you very much!
WWill (dog)
Ple, ple, ple, ple, ple, ple, ple, please forgive us! [beatbox]
Thanks to you, now I'm gonna be working at Dippity Doo Dog until I'm dippity dead!
[Ashley storms off]
CCarlton (cat)
I think it worked. I think she's feeling much better.
I think you've been smokin' a little bit too much of that catnip.
CCarlton (cat)
Hey! You take that back!
Carlton. It's over.
CCarlton (cat)
It's not over! (Talking to himself) What does he mean it's over?! It can't be over!
Will, I'm a little uncomfortable with nudity.
Oh, don't worry, Carlton, we're all uncomfortable with your nudity.
S6Breaking Up Is Hard to Do (2)
If I leave, I'm not coming back, Vivian.
Good.
B-because once I leave out that door, I'm gone... I'm moving closer to the door, Vivian. This is your last chance... I mean it!
Oh, for God's sake, would you leave already?
S6The Butler's Son Did It
GSGeoffrey's Son Fredrick
Do you have any Tom Jones records?
(smiling) DO I?!
What, one day you were sipping some tea and crumpets and thought, "Hey! I should fly half-way around the world to steal from the father I don't even know!"
S6Hare Today...
Having a pet is a big responsibility. You have to feed him, clean up after him.
Just don't expect a thank you.
Daddy, you know how you told me that Harry's black now, because rabbits change black colors for Easter? Isn't there a little more to that story?
Well, yes. Uh,... Nicky, you remember in The Lion King when Mufasa...?
Daddy, did you sit on Harry?
Yes. But... But...
That's okay, Dad. Death is a natural part of life. But what a way to go.
S6I, Whoops, There It Is
PParson
Will, no, stop it! Go bother Tat!
AAli
No, don't bother Tat!
S6I, Stank Horse
[sings] The sun'll come out tomorrow.
JJockey
The owner wants to put him down.
What?! When?
JJockey
Tomorrow.
[sings] It's only a day away.
S6I, Stank Hole in the One
You can play with Carlton's clubs.
What? You want me to play on my knees?
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