Well, I tried to walk away but the craps table kept calling: "Carlton, Carlton." And the blackjack table said you can do it! And the slot machines just say: "Hey, you tall, handsome guy, come shake my hand!" These are ALL MY NEW FRIENDS! My God they're pumping a lot of oxygen in this room!
“Viva Lost Wages” · Season 6
In this episode: Carlton Banks (4), Will Smith (3)
I had my knife. I went into the wild. But how's a little brave supposed to survive with all these bells and whistles? Well, the madness is over. I'm Carlton again.
Carlton, look. A quarter.
WHERE!? (he crawls on the floor, looking for the quarter)
You're pathetic!
You're right, Will. I've hit rock bottom. How come you can see the quarter and I can't?
Because there ain't no quarter. (he slaps Carlton in the head)
(At the roulette table)
Come on, eight. Eight. I need an eight.
Carlton, what the hell are you doing?
What does it look like I'm doing? I'm gambling.
You can't bet all your money on one number.
DDealer
And the winner is... eight.
Yes, I love you man!
Will So how much are we up?
We're not up. We're down.
Wht do you mean "we"?
Well, after I maxed out my credit cards-
Carlton, you maxed out your credit cards?
Well, yeah. I couldn't get full value for the airline tickets.
You hocked our airline tickets?
Well what do you expect? I only got $200 out of your ATM card. Word to the wise, Will, never leave your PIN number in your wallet.
Will You stole my wallet? How much do we have?
Whatever's on the table.
Wait a minute...
(He reaches over to the table, but the dealer slaps his hand.)
Dealer And the winner is... eight...
YES!
DDealer
...teen.
NO! Wait, that says eighteen. We got eight. We should get something.
(The dealer shakes his head.)
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