(After Hillary correctly guesses a question on Geoffrey's "Brain Storm" tape)
Hold up, Hold up, Time-out Time-out, flag on the play, traveling, offsides, clipping. What up with this here?
Hillary, how'd you know that?
Easy, Geoffrey's been watching that Brain Storm tape all day.
(After Will and Carlton trick Geoffrey into thinking he won the lottery)
Young Ashley, how does a Mercedes sound?
Very clever. I'll get you two.
You did what?! Are you out of your horny, little adolescent minds?
This is my little brother, Carlton! He knows we can't afford new clothes so he just doesn't grow!
(To Geoffrey) Daddy! I wanna grow!
(To people in restaurant) These aren't my children!
Is it our fault you never married Mom? I know she embarrassed you! She only had one arm! And whenever you two would go to concerts, she'd clap like this (slaps left hand on neck)
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