I can't stand the sight of his mole!
You're making a mountain out of a mole, Hil!
“Take My Cousin -- Please” · Season 4
In this episode: Will Smith (2), Philip (1), Hilary Banks (1), Geoffrey Butler (1), Hillary (1)
Geoffrey, fetch me my tools.
You mean your knife and fork?
If you walk out on Scott now this could haunt you for the rest of your life.
What do you mean?
Well, you might never go out again. You'll become one of them crazy old women who walk around all day with a shower cap on, with an ol' raggedy halter top that says "Jam!". Then you gonna start wearing rhinestone gauchos. Then, just for no reason, you'll say "Dum dum de-day!". And you'll be eating neckbone sandwiches all the time and screaming at your lil' imaginary dog, Brutus. And you know what the worst part is?
What?
The only man you'll get is some fool named Grady. He'll be smelling like menthol all the time and falling asleep in his soup.
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